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thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social
socialist dad, reptile and aquariums weirdo, dnd and rpg freak, neurodiverse and physically disabled, JD+MA in Mediterranean Archaeology
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my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

been off here for a bit because drinking from the firehose became overwhelming. going to continue to be off for a while longer, as I don’t feel stable yet, but figured I’d post an update in case anyone was wondering why i suddenly stopped posting

submitted 123 days ago • 5 comments

do you think trump will reestablish the hitler youth

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

QTP with your red art ❤️

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

Protesters gather to stop infamous video game cheater from gutting US Treasury aftermath.site/elon-musk-tr...

submitted 132 days ago • 41 comments

#dailyaxolotl #axolotl

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Stop demonizing riots.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

submitted 132 days ago • 181 comments

Be nice to people on this stupid app. We're all struggling, man. Tell someone you like their post. Share it with others. Let a friend know they made you laugh or brightened your day. If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.

submitted 132 days ago • 8 comments

Spent my weekend digging into the 5051 protests scheduled for tomorrow at the capitol buildings. These protests are grassroots and decentralized, but people are putting a ton of effort into trying to be safe and organized in their cities. I've been on safety training calls, organizing calls, etc.

submitted 132 days ago • 14 comments

Flame today, on her way to some behavioural enrichment.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

Leftist americans exercise your 2nd amendment rights if you don't want to end up in an extrajudicial El Salvadorian prison. You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors. (caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

deleted a post because i don’t want to argue with allies

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Another animal from my posting spree last night. Such a good toad with a very relatable expression #herps 🌿

submitted 132 days ago • 5 comments

Scene from Dinner on Elm Street

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Cannae believe my wee scaley girl Pan is awready starting a new shed, having just shed from nose to tail very recently! #uromastyx #lizard #reptiles #herps 🦎

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

#pixelart #artpost

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Death to the fucking USA 🇺🇸

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

This is an economic Coup d'etat. Don't be afraid to say that in your communities and to your family members etc... This is what's unfolding.

submitted 132 days ago • 101 comments

Over a dozen members of Congress have now been DENIED ENTRY to Treasury.

submitted 132 days ago • 100 comments

Scene at Treasury

submitted 132 days ago • 309 comments

Nothing like taking a huge poop in the bath, then laying on a nice warm heating pad. #herps ##beardeddragon

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

NYT and WaPo are trying to manufacture consent for Trump’s actions. WSJ readers already are pro-Trump so no need to upsell him

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

in law school there was a handful of other law students i became friends with in the weirdest way. we just started spontaneously nodding to each other whenever we saw each other. eventually we started chatting+went on to all independently join both the innocence clinic and criminal defense clinic

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment