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The best thing about writing about Ripper minutae is that the true experts always put you on the right track if you ask for info and do so without ego. The fact that Paul Begg answers my questions is incredible

113/365 Not bad and pleasingly short. 'I wanna piss on your house.' Quite.

112/365 I absolutely loved this. One of the best I've heard on this challenge. Right up my street.

James Paul McCartney’s birthday. He’ll always be the pinnacle. I wrote this about how I’m fine meeting most heroes but never him. Can’t change this pic but it sort of makes a point open.substack.com/pub/karlcopp...

I think if you’re playing football and your only crime is not having a cock, it’s a bit different.

You’ve got to be a certain type of slime to abuse people for playing football www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Talking about Florrie mailchi.mp/theanfieldwr...

Column!

As part of my new book on the Kennedy assassination, I’m writing a “Where were you?” chapter. I’m after interesting stories from people about what they were doing when they heard about the assassination. Reply here or DM me. I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.

(I’m writing about the Goulston St Graffito for the East End Conference pack)

State of you people talking about the end of the world while the bigger questions go unanswered.

Jesus Christ.

Grammarly for me. And I can right good!

That’s what we’re all thinking today, aren’t we? Yeah?

Ripper question: He leaves Mitre Sq at 1.40am The apron isn’t in Goulston St at 2.20am It’s found at 2.55am What did he do and where did he go for at least 40 minutes?

And I agree

That scene in Dead Men’s Shoes. How did the old lad in the car get to hang out with the other, younger lads. Was he kept behind at school?

Still haven’t done it

Sigh

Got to love an LFC fan account which claims that Robbo ‘shows his true colours’ over quite fancying a move to Atleti. Just weird. Not everyone is a snake for wanting to try something new. Lads, try talking to some women or something.

As vice captain of Yellow Tubmarines (Norwich Man v Fat league leaders), I’m looking forward to our game against Paris St Germain in the Club World Cup on Wednesday night at Kett’s Park, Wymondham.

My mate

This whole worldwide farrago started with the binmen strike in 1979. Without that, no Thatcher. Without Thatcher, no this.

TWO KINGS! (Sake)

ONE KING

Can we try this NO KINGS thing?

Audible book recommendations?

Conor Bradley for Rayo Vallecano!

Eleventh anniversary of working at the BHF. Best thing I’ve ever done. The lesson being that if you’re treated disgracefully in a role, better people are out there and will be grateful for your work.

Always see Trump supporters as ex-school bullies who resent that they had to stop once they got older. This is their chance again, backed by law and a flag.

George Orwell PG Wodehouse Oscar Wilde Ian Rankin Iain Banks Irvine Welsh Charles Dickens, Julian Barnes Jane Austen Er, Gosciny and Uderzo

Not enough thought has gone into this frankly mad concept.

David Walliams gets paid.

My Mum’s Cola nicking his neighbour’s ‘yogit’ will always be a social media high