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Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
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Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is just a stranger on the bus tryin' to make His way home.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Happy Friday the 13th

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

My wife and I have been together 30+ years. She just got mad at me because I was unable to find a quiet place at work to talk to her. I have worked on airplanes for 40+ years. I don'tthink she quite understands how airports work outside the passenger areas.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: it’s gonna get ugly before it gets pretty ugly

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Chaos energy is in the air. Use it wisely

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

My own father doesn't really like what he calls "made-up commercialized holidays", so I usually just call him on Father's Day and pretend that I don’t know it's Father's Day. That I just happen to be calling.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Siri heard what I’d said as “dildo portal,” and now that’s what I meant to say.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

finally got HR to accommodate my condition by allowing me to install a masturbation station at work

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

most people I meet should come with a warning label

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Whatever you do, do not like and repost this skeet.

submitted 1 hour ago • 7 comments

I take your special brownies and raise you special shepard's pie

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Seductively lays in bed wearing a full green jumpsuit, hockey mask and knife for role play night.

submitted 3 hours ago • 14 comments

Fridays: The day we pretend to have energy, plans, and hope… —before surrendering to the couch for two days.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

If the yacht is a rocking, just chill and listen to some Christopher Cross.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Just read a statistic that said most fatal accidents occur within a mile of your home. I think I need to move.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

speedrunning every emotion every few hours for the last 41 years

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“The guy in 3C has drugs in his butt.” “Hush now, Tim, we’re on vacation.”

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I can’t skeet if you tie up my hands, babe

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Life always finds the perfect time to humble you

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Dr. Seuss' mother was the renowned massage therapist, Ma Seuss.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My hips don't lie but they're very sarcastic.

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

No one rides shotgun in my truck. That's where the snacks ride

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

as it turns out, we shouldn’t have united those states

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I once met Jane Goodall and all I could say was “It’s lovely to meet you” like a dumbass

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

New product idea: cilantro flavored soap.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Alexa, how do I monetize telling people to go fuck themselves?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

muscle spasms: your body's way of reminding you who is in charge

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

typos as a way of life as an art form even

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

The hardest part of being a professional body builder has always been digging up the bodies.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

just going through some health stuff and you loves are the best medicine possible. be back when I can. I'm sorry if I missed you this time around. hopefully my strength will improve soon and I'll get around to you beautiful scoundrels thank you to all. I love you. 💋

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

discreetly checking in on bluesky

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Oh, I'm not that hungry. I'll just have half a sandwich. *Follows that with seven more half sandwiches

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

oh noooo i just dropped a tube of toothpaste on the floor . crestfallen, is what im saying

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

Apathy got us in this mess if anyone cares.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

I gave him the rope and sure enough he hung himself

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Sometimes life is gentle You just have to put down the sword to notice

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

Men be like, “what’s for dinner?” then whip out their dick,

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

my therapist said she is proud of me and I wish I could hold onto this feeling forever.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

It's hard to choose between indica and sativa because I want them both to feel included

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

What if we kissed and then I beat your ass in a video game?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments