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His prior occupation includes running a scrap-booking store with his wife, Lisa … 📚

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Well, she is rumored to be the taco sniffer … 🤫

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This San Antonio? 🤔

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Remember, back in October of 2016, members of the San Antonio Texas Police Department posed with all of their red hats ? Corny, huh ? Wonder whatever became of this? 🤷‍♀️ San Antonio?

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#ETTD Legend says that when every ship is christened, its name goes into a "Ledger of the Deep" maintained by Neptune (or Poseidon) himself. Renaming a ship or boat means you're trying to slip something past the gods and you will be punished for your acts of treachery for time henceforth … 🤔

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🤷‍♀️

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Musk realizes his superfluous projects will be the first items cut when anyone becomes serious about the national deficit … ✂️⛏️

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Fixed.

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Why is ICE (?) wearing a Firestone mechanic’s gloves? 🧐

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🧐

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Did he have a stroke? Why are his eyes dissociative?

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If your law firm will shelve cases based on one person’s requests, it isn’t >your< law firm.

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“The White House just unveiled Donold tRump's new official portrait, and the reactions are pouring in. A close-up, stern look; classic tRump.” — The Buttlicker Confidential

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China vs TACO

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Amazing, if real. I can’t help but notice the flame patterns🔥 are identical after each aircraft hit, & there’s no scattered impact debris after each hit. 🤷‍♀️ In any event, imagine being a Russian military commander or politician, hearing drone activity as you exit a vehicle or building !?

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They don’t look or act like actual trained law enforcement personnel …

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Grift ...

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💯

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RIP to Jonathan Joss, voice actor for John Redcorn. This is his post from a couple months ago about how upset he was to not be included in the reboot party. He deserved better & i hope Mike Judge will make an effort to honor such a pillar of this show. Holy shit.

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Feckless leader playing cards on the world stage.

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⛵ Little Lindsey Graham on the life of activist Greta Thunberg, who announced that she would take supplies into Gaza via sailboats. "I hope Greta & her friends can swim !" -- Lady Lindsey

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… touch it to be sure.

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#TACO was never in the game …

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🖕ICE❗️

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Trump bragged about spending $1B bombing Houthis while getting Reaper drones shot down and losing two fighter jets to the bottom of the Red Sea while accomplishing nothing and leaking it in Signal, while “you don’t have the cards” Zelensky wipes out 40 bombers deep inside Russia.

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Strategically, both Putin & Taco were made to fold together after the flop …

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Well, no one’s gonna accuse tRump of ever being an AI robotic clone … just sayin’. 🤣

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Q: Am I justified in feeling humiliated that the U.S. is being led by a demented moron who’s telling people that Joe Biden was executed and replaced with a clone? A: Answering for America, it truly is humiliating to be led by a demented moron posing as our President. #resist #trump #bluecrew

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I’m so shocked at this 🤣🤣🤣

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🤔

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Ukraine used $47,000 in drones to inflict $7,000,000,000 of damage. War changed today. Forever.

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TACO doing the heavy lifting of the nation today … out golfing. Again.

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🧐 tRump’s phone yesterday shows his screensaver is a photo of himself … while receiving an alert from Roger Stone.

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“Nacho taco for you!”

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"...and then Trump looks at me and says, 'You don't have the cards right now!'"

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Today, tRump is reported to be at his golf club in Sterling, Virginia, golfing with Bryson DeChambeau, the 2024 US Open winner. This is day 132 of his 2nd term, of which, ~50 days have been vacationing & golfing. He did not end the Russian invasion of Ukraine on day 1 — or any of his other days.

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tRump has never had the cards; his typical ego-driven diversionary response back then to say he did; why would anyone intelligent allow him to actually sit at the table?

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