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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹
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I did find this one. Now, I’m trying to figure out where the rubber bands are coming from … 🤔 Amazing.

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#NoKings events are taking place in more than 2000 cities, in all 50 states, along with Puerto Rico, Colombia, Germany, Italy, Malawi, Portugal, & the United Kingdom. Wanna bet tRump will say they’re all in celebration for his birthday parade?

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I wish I had video. Is this worker so skilled that he can toss the whole crate of these California-harvested radishes in place by himself? Far be it for me, but could any American worker do this kind of manual work? 🫜🫜🫜

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Later today …

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#ObamaAppreciationDay #NoKings It was NEVER about a tan suit.

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Genius has the best words?

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Trace these events all the way back to cockweasels Stephen Miller & Trump!

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Make it a pee-rade that he’ll never forget.

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Nothing says "250th Army Celebration" like arresting a group of veterans… www.yahoo.com/news/police-...

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This is Trump's America.

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BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?” 🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”

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There’s more fight in you than you realize…

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Go out today and peacefully but vociferously protest this utter garbage. Forcefully taking undocumented children from their foster homes is the ultimate cruelty and it’s happening nationwide. We say #NoKings VC __coyotl__ on IG

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#ObamaAppreciationDay #NoKings It was NEVER about a tan suit.

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Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Later today …

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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

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It’s a hell of a day when a weak, whining, 6-time draft dodger, 79-year-old man, birthday baby, wannabe dick-tator, actually throws a $90M military parade (at the taxpayers’ expense) for himself in America …

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With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.

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Flash floods in Washington DC now 👇👇👇👇👇

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☝🏽Nobody would be firing off missiles if Kamala Harris was President.

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Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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It’s projected at 90% chance of rain in DC today. 🤷‍♀️ 🎂⛈️

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‘Trump doesn’t like fat people’ — and that explains a lot: analysis www.alternet.org/trump-doesnt...

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Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

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Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

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There is no bottom: 80 year-old veteran arrested, arms handcuffed behind his back, even though he is physically disabled for protesting Trump’s military parade. Pure evil!

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Indexes & stocks under tRump end of business today:

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He’s a whore for his polls …

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What happened to tRump’s promise (lies) of no involvement in endless wars? 🤔

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Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

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🧐 Look at all of ‘em! Imagine where all of Trump’s women (Tulsi, Kristi, Bondi, Boebert, Loomer, etc) would be now in life psychologically if they had grown up with a dermatologist & Accutane during their teen years ?

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If this is real (I admit the verbiage seems conveniently suspect) Trump is soliciting seat fillers for his 7ish-year-old birthday party on Saturday so he’s not as embarrassed as usual with thousands of empty seats … 🤣

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Always remember who had front row center seats to Trump's Capitol Insurrection Party on the morning of January 6th on the Ellipse. Lauren Boebert had only been sworn in 3 days earlier. Front row seats? Ali Alexander propositioned teenage boys for sex & solicited nude photos & videos from them.

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