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Later today …

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

submitted 11 hours ago • 1127 comments

It’s a hell of a day when a weak, whining, 6-time draft dodger, 79-year-old man, birthday baby, wannabe dick-tator, actually throws a $90M military parade (at the taxpayers’ expense) for himself in America …

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.

submitted 12 hours ago • 492 comments

Flash floods in Washington DC now 👇👇👇👇👇

submitted 10 hours ago • 15 comments

☝🏽Nobody would be firing off missiles if Kamala Harris was President.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s projected at 90% chance of rain in DC today. 🤷‍♀️ 🎂⛈️

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

‘Trump doesn’t like fat people’ — and that explains a lot: analysis www.alternet.org/trump-doesnt...

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

There is no bottom: 80 year-old veteran arrested, arms handcuffed behind his back, even though he is physically disabled for protesting Trump’s military parade. Pure evil!

submitted 11 hours ago • 113 comments

Indexes & stocks under tRump end of business today:

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

He’s a whore for his polls …

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

What happened to tRump’s promise (lies) of no involvement in endless wars? 🤔

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

🧐 Look at all of ‘em! Imagine where all of Trump’s women (Tulsi, Kristi, Bondi, Boebert, Loomer, etc) would be now in life psychologically if they had grown up with a dermatologist & Accutane during their teen years ?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

If this is real (I admit the verbiage seems conveniently suspect) Trump is soliciting seat fillers for his 7ish-year-old birthday party on Saturday so he’s not as embarrassed as usual with thousands of empty seats … 🤣

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Always remember who had front row center seats to Trump's Capitol Insurrection Party on the morning of January 6th on the Ellipse. Lauren Boebert had only been sworn in 3 days earlier. Front row seats? Ali Alexander propositioned teenage boys for sex & solicited nude photos & videos from them.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Those fake, oily, hair extensions really need a touch up shampoo & conditioning, darling.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Any history buffs remember how Anwar Sadat, the President of Egypt at the time, was assassinated during the annual military parade held in the capital Cairo while celebrating their army’s victories ?

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Why go after the poorer workers and not the wealthy employers?

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Not all SHeros wear capes! Brava to this woman at the Kennedy Center as she reminds the felon & those in the audience exactly who he is. #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

submitted 19 hours ago • 80 comments

The joke of the weekend is going to be a man who was so scared that he had his daddy keep him from having to fight in a war...and is now having a military parade to try and convince people that he is brave. #BoneSpurs

submitted 19 hours ago • 379 comments

😂🤣

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

The Bullwark just posted this from Padilla's staff, that's Senator Padilla on the ground.

submitted 1 day ago • 174 comments

MSNBC with a great speed debunk of DHSs justifications for tackling and handcuffing Sen. Padilla. Padilla is the top Dem on the Senate Judiciary immigration subcommittee -- there's no way Noem (who meets regularly with senators on this topic) didn't know who he is.

submitted 1 day ago • 298 comments

www.rawstory.com/2672359300/

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Alex Padilla, a US Senator getting dragged out of Kristi Noem's press conference for asking questions. This is not America.

submitted 1 day ago • 312 comments

🚫🎂🚫

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

He removed the names of Medal of Honor veterans who sacrificed their lives and replaced them with confederate civil war era traitors’ names instead. Did anyone notice or speak out?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Just remember, regardless of your race, sex, immigration status, country of origin, or personal situation … Trump will sell you an American citizenship for $5M directly, no questions asked, in exchange. So, as always with him, it’s just a matter of how much money do you have, to give to him.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

After Musk seduced his wife, Trump distancing his importance, Noem burdening him with DHS administration and sweetheart Homan wrangler — Stephen Miller is still having to contend with universal dislike, dirty ear cavities, & high blood pressure …

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hmmm, at least the protestors’ urine gifts on Trump’s birthday parade route will be washed away … www.thedailybeast.com/weather-fore...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment