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I did find this one. Now, I’m trying to figure out where the rubber bands are coming from … 🤔 Amazing.

#NoKings events are taking place in more than 2000 cities, in all 50 states, along with Puerto Rico, Colombia, Germany, Italy, Malawi, Portugal, & the United Kingdom. Wanna bet tRump will say they’re all in celebration for his birthday parade?

I wish I had video. Is this worker so skilled that he can toss the whole crate of these California-harvested radishes in place by himself? Far be it for me, but could any American worker do this kind of manual work? 🫜🫜🫜

Later today …

#ObamaAppreciationDay #NoKings It was NEVER about a tan suit.

Genius has the best words?

Trace these events all the way back to cockweasels Stephen Miller & Trump!

Make it a pee-rade that he’ll never forget.

Nothing says "250th Army Celebration" like arresting a group of veterans… www.yahoo.com/news/police-...

This is Trump's America.

BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?” 🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”

There’s more fight in you than you realize…

Go out today and peacefully but vociferously protest this utter garbage. Forcefully taking undocumented children from their foster homes is the ultimate cruelty and it’s happening nationwide. We say #NoKings VC __coyotl__ on IG

#ObamaAppreciationDay #NoKings It was NEVER about a tan suit.

Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Later today …

US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

It’s a hell of a day when a weak, whining, 6-time draft dodger, 79-year-old man, birthday baby, wannabe dick-tator, actually throws a $90M military parade (at the taxpayers’ expense) for himself in America …

With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.

Flash floods in Washington DC now 👇👇👇👇👇

☝🏽Nobody would be firing off missiles if Kamala Harris was President.

Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

It’s projected at 90% chance of rain in DC today. 🤷‍♀️ 🎂⛈️

‘Trump doesn’t like fat people’ — and that explains a lot: analysis www.alternet.org/trump-doesnt...

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

There is no bottom: 80 year-old veteran arrested, arms handcuffed behind his back, even though he is physically disabled for protesting Trump’s military parade. Pure evil!

Indexes & stocks under tRump end of business today:

He’s a whore for his polls …

What happened to tRump’s promise (lies) of no involvement in endless wars? 🤔

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

🧐 Look at all of ‘em! Imagine where all of Trump’s women (Tulsi, Kristi, Bondi, Boebert, Loomer, etc) would be now in life psychologically if they had grown up with a dermatologist & Accutane during their teen years ?

If this is real (I admit the verbiage seems conveniently suspect) Trump is soliciting seat fillers for his 7ish-year-old birthday party on Saturday so he’s not as embarrassed as usual with thousands of empty seats … 🤣

Always remember who had front row center seats to Trump's Capitol Insurrection Party on the morning of January 6th on the Ellipse. Lauren Boebert had only been sworn in 3 days earlier. Front row seats? Ali Alexander propositioned teenage boys for sex & solicited nude photos & videos from them.