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theclearcider.bsky.social
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How short do you think MAGA/GOP’s memory of world history is?

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When will TACO talk about these polls?

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Unless you’re native American, we are all immigrants. 🤔

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone reached out to @jaketapper.bsky.social for his next in-depth exposé?

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Greta Thunberg asked to comment on Trump’s morning comments about her …

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Land of the free.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2114 comments

Great use of taxpayer funds.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1658 comments

What narcissistic, draft dodger, 79-year-old, man-baby, dick-tator, rail freights in his own birthday party decorations (at taxpayers’ expense) ? Chocolate cake, anyone?

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🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Got your dick-tator ticket ?

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?

submitted 10 hours ago • 632 comments

When will TACO talk about these polls?

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submitted 21 hours ago • 541 comments

There are 24,000 members of the California National Guard. Trump only deployed 4,000. There is NO reason to deploy US Marines in California-he could send more Nat Guard. Trump sent the Marines-who are trained to kill--for that purpose. Trump wants to normalize using the military against Americans

submitted 9 hours ago • 31 comments

So you're telling me you called in the National Guard and a battalion of Marines to expel Latinos from a city founded by Mexicans?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Remember … Muammar Gaddafi, the former Libyan leader, was killed during the Libyan civil war, thinking he could control the civilian population through his military rule. He surrounded himself in gold trinkets, routinely had plastic surgery to enhance his looks, stole countless government funds. 🤔

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Think of the chicken shitness needed to be this decrepit & weak because someone publicly called you “Taco” …

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

When will USA allies send in their troops to defend the USA from the USA armed forces ? 🤔

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I would bet money 💰 this is true

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

People are saying he has a Catheter . What do you think?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

🧐 Business opportunity by returning all of your -$20 Trump eggs (down 400%) for profit, folks !!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Don’t forget the main reason all of this is happening … media diversion.

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If you always thought Dr. Phil was an opportunistic piece of shit … you were right ! www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/m...

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When will USA allies send in their troops to defend the USA from the USA armed forces ? 🤔

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Okay … no one is going to comment on the size & bulbosity of his ass ?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

From the book “Lucky Loser” this uniform & medals routinely pictured weren’t even Trump’s. While in military reform school, he was running late (!) and borrowed another cadet’s uniform. Trump had only earned two of those medals himself; one for good housekeeping & one for making his bed. 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

🧐 Why are all of tRump’s “girls” up to their gills in Botox ? 🤷‍♀️

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⛵️ 🛥️ Media calling Greta’s sailboat “a yacht” is literally absurd gaslighting. For visual reference here is: Greta’s vs Trump’s

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Remember, butt-hurt as he is, he has to get the Musk-Epstein story out of the fickle medias’ attention span …

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Okay … no one is going to comment on the size & bulbosity of his ass ?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This goober is literally wearing an American flag mask in his avatar.

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As usual, favorite daughter Ivanka had to be summoned in to help tender Trump’s week-long anger & rage …

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🍳 On Friday, our resident genius said, “ Eggs are now down 400% !!! Everyone can eat eggs for breakfast again !!!” Let me check, friends …

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

😶

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

Some tips if ever needed … H/T via Hong Kong, via /reddit.

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From the book “Lucky Loser” this uniform & medals routinely pictured weren’t even Trump’s. While in military reform school, he was running late (!) and borrowed another cadet’s uniform. Trump had only earned two of those medals himself; one for good housekeeping & one for making his bed. 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Make note that these are the “short steps” that MAGA so routinely had issues with when Biden used them.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Have some joy remembering the last seven days … We learned that Elon Musk swept Stephen Miller’s wife, Katie Rose, off her feet.

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Narrator: “It was never to be confused with a salad bar.”

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