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Later today …

US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

It’s a hell of a day when a weak, whining, 6-time draft dodger, 79-year-old man, birthday baby, wannabe dick-tator, actually throws a $90M military parade (at the taxpayers’ expense) for himself in America …

With or without documentation, simply due to skin color.

Flash floods in Washington DC now 👇👇👇👇👇

☝🏽Nobody would be firing off missiles if Kamala Harris was President.

Monster who helped create the monster is now criticizing the monster? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

It’s projected at 90% chance of rain in DC today. 🤷‍♀️ 🎂⛈️

‘Trump doesn’t like fat people’ — and that explains a lot: analysis www.alternet.org/trump-doesnt...

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

There is no bottom: 80 year-old veteran arrested, arms handcuffed behind his back, even though he is physically disabled for protesting Trump’s military parade. Pure evil!

Indexes & stocks under tRump end of business today:

He’s a whore for his polls …

What happened to tRump’s promise (lies) of no involvement in endless wars? 🤔

Imagine being a dude, so rat-like, that you lost the one woman who claimed she loved you, to Elon “Cybertruck-shaped” Musk ??? 🤷‍♀️

🧐 Look at all of ‘em! Imagine where all of Trump’s women (Tulsi, Kristi, Bondi, Boebert, Loomer, etc) would be now in life psychologically if they had grown up with a dermatologist & Accutane during their teen years ?

If this is real (I admit the verbiage seems conveniently suspect) Trump is soliciting seat fillers for his 7ish-year-old birthday party on Saturday so he’s not as embarrassed as usual with thousands of empty seats … 🤣

Always remember who had front row center seats to Trump's Capitol Insurrection Party on the morning of January 6th on the Ellipse. Lauren Boebert had only been sworn in 3 days earlier. Front row seats? Ali Alexander propositioned teenage boys for sex & solicited nude photos & videos from them.

Those fake, oily, hair extensions really need a touch up shampoo & conditioning, darling.

Any history buffs remember how Anwar Sadat, the President of Egypt at the time, was assassinated during the annual military parade held in the capital Cairo while celebrating their army’s victories ?

Why go after the poorer workers and not the wealthy employers?

Trump arrives to his 7ish-year-old birthday party …

Not all SHeros wear capes! Brava to this woman at the Kennedy Center as she reminds the felon & those in the audience exactly who he is. #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

The joke of the weekend is going to be a man who was so scared that he had his daddy keep him from having to fight in a war...and is now having a military parade to try and convince people that he is brave. #BoneSpurs

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The Bullwark just posted this from Padilla's staff, that's Senator Padilla on the ground.

MSNBC with a great speed debunk of DHSs justifications for tackling and handcuffing Sen. Padilla. Padilla is the top Dem on the Senate Judiciary immigration subcommittee -- there's no way Noem (who meets regularly with senators on this topic) didn't know who he is.

www.rawstory.com/2672359300/

Alex Padilla, a US Senator getting dragged out of Kristi Noem's press conference for asking questions. This is not America.

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He removed the names of Medal of Honor veterans who sacrificed their lives and replaced them with confederate civil war era traitors’ names instead. Did anyone notice or speak out?

Just remember, regardless of your race, sex, immigration status, country of origin, or personal situation … Trump will sell you an American citizenship for $5M directly, no questions asked, in exchange. So, as always with him, it’s just a matter of how much money do you have, to give to him.

After Musk seduced his wife, Trump distancing his importance, Noem burdening him with DHS administration and sweetheart Homan wrangler — Stephen Miller is still having to contend with universal dislike, dirty ear cavities, & high blood pressure …

Hmmm, at least the protestors’ urine gifts on Trump’s birthday parade route will be washed away … www.thedailybeast.com/weather-fore...