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🤔 Trump removes all of the names of veteran Medal of Honor recipient heros from many former US military base names & demands they be renamed for Confederate War era traitors instead. Traitors celebrate. time.com/7293047/trum...

Is this that “auto pen” that tRump keeps whining about?

If you always thought Dr. Phil was an opportunistic piece of shit … you were right ! www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/m...

To devote all worldly attention to himself, Trump orders the cancellation of all the other 7-year-old’s birthday parties & cakes on June 14th …

This doesn’t go away because you became an abject apologetic coward.

🤔 “When you buy products made in the United States, you support our great companies & businesses — many of them right here in the United States.” -- Donald J Trump, American Moron

2 years too late, but not a moment too soon.

Greg Abbott said he was deploying the Texas National Guard to multiple locations across the state to "ensure peace and order." "Anyone engaging in acts of violence or damaging property will be swiftly held accountable to the full extent of the law." abcnews.go.com/US/gov-greg-...

Underneath all the makeup, the ever thinning cotton-candy combover, the 2-inch shoulder pads … Trump is a very weak, oblong, & scared man.

Trump is full of it. Literally and figuratively.

🤔 “When you buy products made in the United States, you support our great companies & businesses — many of them right here in the United States.” -- Donald J Trump, American Moron

They are too scared to go after an actual gang that might have wepoms

Don’t forget the main reason all of this is happening … media diversion.

Literally, a 6-time draft dodger.

unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Is this that “auto pen” that tRump keeps whining about?

How short do you think MAGA/GOP’s memory of world history is?

When will TACO talk about these polls?

Unless you’re native American, we are all immigrants. 🤔

Has anyone reached out to @jaketapper.bsky.social for his next in-depth exposé?

Greta Thunberg asked to comment on Trump’s morning comments about her …

Land of the free.

Great use of taxpayer funds.

What narcissistic, draft dodger, 79-year-old, man-baby, dick-tator, rail freights in his own birthday party decorations (at taxpayers’ expense) ? Chocolate cake, anyone?

🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

Got your dick-tator ticket ?

🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?

When will TACO talk about these polls?

There are 24,000 members of the California National Guard. Trump only deployed 4,000. There is NO reason to deploy US Marines in California-he could send more Nat Guard. Trump sent the Marines-who are trained to kill--for that purpose. Trump wants to normalize using the military against Americans

So you're telling me you called in the National Guard and a battalion of Marines to expel Latinos from a city founded by Mexicans?

Remember … Muammar Gaddafi, the former Libyan leader, was killed during the Libyan civil war, thinking he could control the civilian population through his military rule. He surrounded himself in gold trinkets, routinely had plastic surgery to enhance his looks, stole countless government funds. 🤔

Think of the chicken shitness needed to be this decrepit & weak because someone publicly called you “Taco” …

When will USA allies send in their troops to defend the USA from the USA armed forces ? 🤔

I would bet money 💰 this is true

People are saying he has a Catheter . What do you think?

🧐 Business opportunity by returning all of your -$20 Trump eggs (down 400%) for profit, folks !!!

Don’t forget the main reason all of this is happening … media diversion.

If you always thought Dr. Phil was an opportunistic piece of shit … you were right ! www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/m...