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How short do you think MAGA/GOP’s memory of world history is?

When will TACO talk about these polls?

Unless you’re native American, we are all immigrants. 🤔

Has anyone reached out to @jaketapper.bsky.social for his next in-depth exposé?

Greta Thunberg asked to comment on Trump’s morning comments about her …

Land of the free.

Great use of taxpayer funds.

What narcissistic, draft dodger, 79-year-old, man-baby, dick-tator, rail freights in his own birthday party decorations (at taxpayers’ expense) ? Chocolate cake, anyone?

🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

Got your dick-tator ticket ?

🔎 Is he wearing foot drop braces now? The reason he stumbled going up the short stairs the other day? 🔍

When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?

When will TACO talk about these polls?

There are 24,000 members of the California National Guard. Trump only deployed 4,000. There is NO reason to deploy US Marines in California-he could send more Nat Guard. Trump sent the Marines-who are trained to kill--for that purpose. Trump wants to normalize using the military against Americans

So you're telling me you called in the National Guard and a battalion of Marines to expel Latinos from a city founded by Mexicans?

Remember … Muammar Gaddafi, the former Libyan leader, was killed during the Libyan civil war, thinking he could control the civilian population through his military rule. He surrounded himself in gold trinkets, routinely had plastic surgery to enhance his looks, stole countless government funds. 🤔

Think of the chicken shitness needed to be this decrepit & weak because someone publicly called you “Taco” …

When will USA allies send in their troops to defend the USA from the USA armed forces ? 🤔

I would bet money 💰 this is true

People are saying he has a Catheter . What do you think?

🧐 Business opportunity by returning all of your -$20 Trump eggs (down 400%) for profit, folks !!!

Don’t forget the main reason all of this is happening … media diversion.

If you always thought Dr. Phil was an opportunistic piece of shit … you were right ! www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/m...

When will USA allies send in their troops to defend the USA from the USA armed forces ? 🤔

Okay … no one is going to comment on the size & bulbosity of his ass ?

From the book “Lucky Loser” this uniform & medals routinely pictured weren’t even Trump’s. While in military reform school, he was running late (!) and borrowed another cadet’s uniform. Trump had only earned two of those medals himself; one for good housekeeping & one for making his bed. 🤣🤣🤣

🧐 Why are all of tRump’s “girls” up to their gills in Botox ? 🤷‍♀️

⛵️ 🛥️ Media calling Greta’s sailboat “a yacht” is literally absurd gaslighting. For visual reference here is: Greta’s vs Trump’s

Remember, butt-hurt as he is, he has to get the Musk-Epstein story out of the fickle medias’ attention span …

Okay … no one is going to comment on the size & bulbosity of his ass ?

This goober is literally wearing an American flag mask in his avatar.

As usual, favorite daughter Ivanka had to be summoned in to help tender Trump’s week-long anger & rage …

🍳 On Friday, our resident genius said, “ Eggs are now down 400% !!! Everyone can eat eggs for breakfast again !!!” Let me check, friends …

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Some tips if ever needed … H/T via Hong Kong, via /reddit.

From the book “Lucky Loser” this uniform & medals routinely pictured weren’t even Trump’s. While in military reform school, he was running late (!) and borrowed another cadet’s uniform. Trump had only earned two of those medals himself; one for good housekeeping & one for making his bed. 🤣🤣🤣

Make note that these are the “short steps” that MAGA so routinely had issues with when Biden used them.

Have some joy remembering the last seven days … We learned that Elon Musk swept Stephen Miller’s wife, Katie Rose, off her feet.

Narrator: “It was never to be confused with a salad bar.”