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I thought the lack of “crispness”, the continual out of step dress & cover, was just over expectations on my part having watched many junior & high school marching bands …

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🎂 While practicing for Comrade Trump’s birthday flyovers, a Russian Su-25 fighter jet accidentally shoots down fellow wingman’s fighter jet over Ukraine-Russian border while on video. Somehow, angry wingman parachuted to safety (top right on video.) 🤷‍♀️

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Billed as honoring the US Army’s 250th birthday — planners put in a concerted effort to sell this fiction, with processions designed to honor key times in American military history. In reality, it was a lame effort to make the leader feel good about himself. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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Rubber Chickens, Canon in D, by Johann Pachelbel. [ Trump Always Chickens Out ] “They’re behind me, aren’t they?”

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Whoa …

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Visual of everyone pretending they don’t know where the smell of a full diaper is coming from …

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Finally it’s over … too long, boring, lip syncs outta sync, tRump looking haggard, no body girdle, propping himself up on Melania on exit, listless, low energy (except the millions spent in fireworks), will be completely forgotten in days. Bless our troops.

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Well those steel barricades were a waste of taxpayers’ money … do we get a refund?

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Who ever asked Lara Trump not to sing … thank you !

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We’ve now reached the mosh pit portion of the birthday parade. No one in the audience is excited for this. The soldiers in the fake mosh pit huddle are wondering what’s going on. So cringe. So embarrassing.

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Apparently, tRump expected HUUUGE crowd control problems willing to watch all of his tank parade & propaganda videos. 🤣🤣🤣

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Tanks & Strykers now, Walter Nauta & Lara Trump sitting directly behind grandpa tRump, & liddle Marco Rubio yawning in the bleachers.

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Watching the parade … very small crowds (?), Melania’s already bored, flipping her hair, the marching is haphazard, horses, no tanks yet other than static displays, tRump looks bored with lazy salutes, Fox trying to hype it all up while displaying bored children, Model Ts, embarrassing.

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"To celebrate my birthday, I had an 80-year-old veteran and sixty other veterans arrested for opposing my military parade."

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Waiting for tRump’s birthday cake, shallow crowds, wet fireworks, impotent excitement, water-like rain …

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It’s a hell of a day when a weak, whining, 6-time draft dodger, 79-year-old man, birthday baby, wannabe dick-tator, actually throws a $90M military parade (at the taxpayers’ expense) for himself in America …

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Genius has the best words?

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Which GOP/MAGA/tRump goons are prepared to replace these guys if they’re all taken away?

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Every accusation is a confession … www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

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People are being arrested for wearing a medical mask in Savannah, Georgia #NoKings

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Damn, Lubbock. My childhood hometown. “Fight Truth Decay.” !!! 🤣

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Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay

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I did find this one. Now, I’m trying to figure out where the rubber bands are coming from … 🤔 Amazing.

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#NoKings events are taking place in more than 2000 cities, in all 50 states, along with Puerto Rico, Colombia, Germany, Italy, Malawi, Portugal, & the United Kingdom. Wanna bet tRump will say they’re all in celebration for his birthday parade?

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I wish I had video. Is this worker so skilled that he can toss the whole crate of these California-harvested radishes in place by himself? Far be it for me, but could any American worker do this kind of manual work? đź«śđź«śđź«ś

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Later today …

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#ObamaAppreciationDay #NoKings It was NEVER about a tan suit.

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Genius has the best words?

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Trace these events all the way back to cockweasels Stephen Miller & Trump!

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Make it a pee-rade that he’ll never forget.

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Nothing says "250th Army Celebration" like arresting a group of veterans… www.yahoo.com/news/police-...

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This is Trump's America.

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BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?” 🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”

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