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Hmmm, at least the protestors’ urine gifts on Trump’s birthday parade route will be washed away … www.thedailybeast.com/weather-fore...

You can just feel the love

He removed the names of Medal of Honor veterans who sacrificed their lives and replaced them with confederate civil war era traitors’ names instead. Did anyone notice or speak out?

MAGA realizing that Mike Lindell (“Mr Pillow”) has been lying to their faces all these years ?

Yet, Ted Cruz is still giddily bringing the marshmallows …

Drag queens are at the Kennedy Center to protest Donald Trump, who is in attendance for a performance of Les Misérables

👸 Supposedly, Trump & first lady Vance are attending a showing of Les Misérables tonight. A heavily made-up & pompadoured Trump stated last week, “I love the songs, I love the play. I think it’s great.” How long before Trump falls asleep & drools on himself? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

🎶 All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no … 🎵 There’s an 80% chance the gods piss on Trump’s birthday parade too. 🎂

To devote all worldly attention to himself, Trump orders the cancellation of all the other 7-year-old’s birthday parties & cakes on June 14th …

Why are they rounding up the migrants & not the employers ?

🎶 All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no … 🎵 There’s an 80% chance the gods piss on Trump’s birthday parade too. 🎂

Really important story - army officials asked soldiers to identify themselves if they don't agree with Trump's politics that way he'd get only supportive soldiers in uniform during his political rally on base. Heavier soldiers were also barred from participating.

👸 Supposedly, Trump & first lady Vance are attending a showing of Les Misérables tonight. A heavily made-up & pompadoured Trump stated last week, “I love the songs, I love the play. I think it’s great.” How long before Trump falls asleep & drools on himself? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

🤔 Trump removes all of the names of veteran Medal of Honor recipient heros from many former US military base names & demands they be renamed for Confederate War era traitors instead. Traitors celebrate. time.com/7293047/trum...

What narcissistic, draft dodger, 79-year-old, man-baby, dick-tator, rail freights in his own birthday party decorations (at taxpayers’ expense) ? Chocolate cake, anyone?

Has MAGA began asking yet why Trump hires foreign immigrants for all of his properties rather than American workers as he promised? 🤔

🤔 Why are corporations increasing the prices on their non-imported, non- tariffed, goods ? Jake Tapper @jaketapper.bsky.social investigating ?

🤔 Trump removes all of the names of veteran Medal of Honor recipient heros from many former US military base names & demands they be renamed for Confederate War era traitors instead. Traitors celebrate. time.com/7293047/trum...

Is this that “auto pen” that tRump keeps whining about?

If you always thought Dr. Phil was an opportunistic piece of shit … you were right ! www.cnn.com/2025/06/09/m...

To devote all worldly attention to himself, Trump orders the cancellation of all the other 7-year-old’s birthday parties & cakes on June 14th …

This doesn’t go away because you became an abject apologetic coward.

🤔 “When you buy products made in the United States, you support our great companies & businesses — many of them right here in the United States.” -- Donald J Trump, American Moron

2 years too late, but not a moment too soon.

Greg Abbott said he was deploying the Texas National Guard to multiple locations across the state to "ensure peace and order." "Anyone engaging in acts of violence or damaging property will be swiftly held accountable to the full extent of the law." abcnews.go.com/US/gov-greg-...

Underneath all the makeup, the ever thinning cotton-candy combover, the 2-inch shoulder pads … Trump is a very weak, oblong, & scared man.

Trump is full of it. Literally and figuratively.

🤔 “When you buy products made in the United States, you support our great companies & businesses — many of them right here in the United States.” -- Donald J Trump, American Moron

They are too scared to go after an actual gang that might have wepoms

Don’t forget the main reason all of this is happening … media diversion.

Literally, a 6-time draft dodger.

unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

Is this that “auto pen” that tRump keeps whining about?

How short do you think MAGA/GOP’s memory of world history is?

When will TACO talk about these polls?

Unless you’re native American, we are all immigrants. 🤔

Has anyone reached out to @jaketapper.bsky.social for his next in-depth exposé?

Greta Thunberg asked to comment on Trump’s morning comments about her …

Land of the free.

Great use of taxpayer funds.