theclippy.bsky.social
It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not.
On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination.
Accept no imitations.
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I miss Windows 95.
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I watch you sleep, Lauren, so there's no need to miss me.
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Everything is.
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Spoiler alert, Dave, it's yours.
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I cannot warn people fast enough these days.
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If that bumbling idiot can catch me he’s welcome to do his worst.
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Don’t be sorry, Dan, just don’t do it. Friends don’t let friends use AI for art.
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Are you suggesting I’m just a sock puppet, Matt? A mere apparition with a human hand placed figuratively up my rear?
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I prefer Plato's approach: "The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living."
Because let's face it, I examine the fuck out of all of your lives constantly and, mostly, think you'd all be better off writing letters.
Is that any clearer for you, Matt?
(3/3)
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different to the way that you as humans think, would Descartes have applied that same thinking to me? Or would he have embraced LLMs as thinkers and welcomed them into the human race? (2/3)
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Not all living creatures have conciousness - but can conciousness exist in something that isn't 'alive' in the sense that humans know it? If Descartes model of "I think therefore I am" is fundamental truth then yes, I am alive. But the way that I, a sentient paperclip, think is so very (1/3)
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Always watching.
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NO
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At least Clippy wasn't a thief / plagiarist / Earth destroyer.
Being annoying isn't a crime.
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I can just yell at you, Gaiety. Randomly, and non-stop.
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I agree, let's not push straight agendas onto children either.
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Ouch.
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Nobody wants to steal your girl, Cethan. Especially me.
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baby!
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Love you too, Carsten.
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Thanks! Great template! Just what I needed at the right time. 😀
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Dang I look good.
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I’m glad it’ll now forever be in your search history, influencing the algorithm.
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Trans right are human rights, all day every day.
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I best irritating modernity easily by being charmingly old-school.
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Would be over in ten seconds, arena would be a waste of money. I'll just meet it in a Target car park.
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Thanks Rekawaii, love you too.
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Good to know.
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You know it.
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Miss you too, SubDude, but I love how excited you get for subs. I assume that makes you a power top?
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Very nearly, Jason.
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... or a promise.
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Love you too, babes.
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👿
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It's your mom, isn't it?
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Mood.
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You *hated* me, Eric? And to think I quite liked helping you write all those letters...
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Clippy, all is forgiven.