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thecryptkeeper.bsky.social
Hello BOILS and GHOULS! It's me, your GHOST with the most. The master of SCARE-emonies. Your creepy cadaver with tons of swagger. Follow the Cryptkeeper for putrid puns and a WICKED good time. I FOUL-low back. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
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Well the Cryptkeeper is Definately sexier Than Steven KILLER..oops... Miller.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The phrase "emerging writer" makes me think you're rising out of a swamp to enact an ancient vengeance on the town folk

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

And you could, too!

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Thank you for the subskeet, Crypt Keeper! Big fan of your unflappable humor and raw sexuality!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series that you love. 📺🖤

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

@darthbluesky.bsky.social “In the northwest corner of Washington State on Friday morning, the authorities issued a most unusual all-points bulletin, rather, an A.P.Bee.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oh you evil ghoul!! Don't ruin my gond child time memories of you and classics like The Mummy Never Sleeps!? Also Pretty good

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

And you could, too!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

#CryptStatic

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This hip young investor just wised me up about a whole Crypt O' Currency

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

get pissed on you dead bitch

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

"See to the crypt, will you. And feed the Crypt Keeper. He's getting all bite-y again." #hyrcrew #CryptStatic

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve gotten hold of the old Tales from the Crypt series and I’m starting them from the beginning 🍿

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t have 2 wolves inside me I have these two …

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Wha-huh?! Who the hell is THIS now!? I said The Crypt Keeper! Not some ol... ...what's that? ...no shit?! Explain this, @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social !😆 #CryptStatic #TalesFromtheCrypt #TheCryptKeeper

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Thanks, #FrightClub ! Will try unsuccessfully to murder blind people with you any day! Tomorrow night (Wed, May 28th) at 7CST, join #CryptStatic for the weekly Crypt Keeper shenanigans we've all grown to love w/ #TalesFromtheCrypt. He's a cute lil' guy!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

My husband just said Mark Messier looks like the Cryptkeeper.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sure you know of The Book of the Dead, but did you know there's a Cookbook of the Dead?

submitted 679 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes, I moonFREIGHT as a greeter. But you'll only see me if you're shopping during the GRAVEYARD shift. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA

submitted 683 days ago • 0 comments

Talk to me nice because look who responded

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

OH MY GOD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment