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Hello BOILS and GHOULS! It's me, your GHOST with the most. The master of SCARE-emonies. Your creepy cadaver with tons of swagger. Follow the Cryptkeeper for putrid puns and a WICKED good time. I FOUL-low back. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
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And the phrase "HEMORRHAGING writer" makes me think you're one of their victims.
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You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie.
Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership.
I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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I'm always happy to FRIGHTEN someone's day with my whimsical witticisms.
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I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point.
Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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I'd call that episode The Tell-Tale HARLOT
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"MUMMY always said life was like a box of SHOCKolates."
- FEARest Gump
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I like to call it LOST WAGES!
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Unlike that prima donna poltergeist, Beetlejuice, you only have to utter my name once.
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I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point.
Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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the cryptkeeper is capable of laughter
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Nothing tickles my funny BONE like a CLEAVER little SLAY on words.
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*AH-HEM*
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I'm being told it's a "bloody good" deal and that I'd "beheaded" in the wrong direction if I didn't invest
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When I saw what it took to get a body like Arnold's, I decided it would be easier to just take one from the morgue.
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I'd probably tell him I'm an ABHORRING fan of his graphic novels and to CREEP up the good work.
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If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership.
I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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Trying to do my job? I'm not sure you could HACK it.
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You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie.
Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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Ah-hem
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Tonight's tawdry tragedy involves a curious king that expirences complicated commiserations with his capricious mother.
It's the type of family feud that Steve SCARvey wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I call this tale... DEADipus HEX!
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I tried playing hockey in my youth, but I kept getting penalized for HACKING!
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Don't get be wrong, I don't want to CUT OFF our chances before they get going.
I may not be as LIMBer as Gomez, but I'd be honored if you would be my Morticia.
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You know what they say: "a PUSSitive attitude can be INFECTIOUS."
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The secret to being HYSTERICAL is being COMMITTED to the bit.
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I tried playing hockey in my youth, but I kept getting penalized for HACKING!
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I hope you didn't sacrifice your DEADucation just for a PASSING fancy.
Self pleasure is no substitution to RigorMORTIS studying.
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I hope you didn't sacrifice your DEADucation just for a PASSING fancy.
Self pleasure is no substitution to RigorMORTIS studying.
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I'm a huge fan of The Far DIED. I hate to admit it, but SCARY Larson is way better than I am.