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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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happy pride month i think that only lesbians should be allowed to drive trucks

happy pride

I made these earrings for my mom's birthday. The dark wood is Ohia, a native tree in Hawaii, from my mom's house on the big island. The lighter wood is maple, cut from a local tree my father-in-law milled himself I wanted it to be a symbol of connection even if we're far apart 💖

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“I’m queer” “Queer how, specifically?” “Come back with a warrant”

The them for last night's event was "gothic tea party" so I got to raid @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social 's closet for some of her old gothic lolita stuff 🦇💀🖤

Streaming service Philo has acquired the rights to the content libraries of 14 other services, including Streamo, Flunki, Pibmow, Neepee and Skunt (Source: tinyurl.com/2n9v9hxn)

I borrowed one of @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social's dress shirts for my slutty Little Lord Fauntleroy look. Love to be in lesbians with my wife

The them for last night's event was "gothic tea party" so I got to raid @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social 's closet for some of her old gothic lolita stuff 🦇💀🖤

Welcome again, Sultan of the Eleven Months 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️

Disney Plus is celebrating Pride month with a series of shorts dedicated to these two faggots (Source: tinyurl.com/ybjnk2e3)

Decided for May's Resolution Bingo drawing to immortalize the way I felt last Wednesday at my Mom's house, where I got to wield a weed flamethrower and a pressure washer for the first time. If the pressure washer hadn't run out of gas I might still be pressure washing right now...

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OH HELL YEAH IT'S PEONY SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

LOONCAT

Added a little hummingbird friend to my slowly growing sleeve of PNW birds! Thanks to @firestarter.bsky.social for the new ink 💖

"I'll just put some wood filler in the gaps in the dovetails, surely that will look better" - me, an absolute fool Pro Tip: use wood filler that actually matches the color of the wood /after/ it has finish on it. Anyway the shoe shelf is done and it was a good learning experience

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As well he should

Added a little hummingbird friend to my slowly growing sleeve of PNW birds! Thanks to @firestarter.bsky.social for the new ink 💖

I like my women like I like my alcohol prep pads

Work Mode has been disengaged, now activating Weekend Protocol

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Gyoza Update

We will live to see them die

they will try to poison the soil so we cannot grow and place obstacles in our path but we will find purchase on the rocks our roots will run deep and we will flourish despite them

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵

balcony seats are goated when being over 40 at the rock show is the vibe

INFINITY GUITARS

AI tools do not understand what is being asked, how they respond, or the concept of "a question"; they procedurally generate strings of words in an order that's based on algorithmic likelihood. there is nothing intelligent at play here, and i need everyone to internalize this. ai cannot be trusted.

balcony seats are goated when being over 40 at the rock show is the vibe

INFINITY GUITARS

So who else is going to Sleigh Bells at the Neptune tonight??

So who else is going to Sleigh Bells at the Neptune tonight??

the “are sex scenes necessary?” discourse is so funny to me. everything is necessary. there is not one little crevice of life that should be spared art’s greedy touch. let alone something as important as sex

i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything