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thedanalytic.bsky.social
here to have fun and talk with my community for two or three minutes… then I’m gone ••• I run marathon for ‘fun’ and @HockeyFights for work and contribute @Oilersnation •••
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I want to do comedy. But I feel weird telling the same joke over and over.

Dude is literally on the sidewalk in no one's way and the cop smacks him--from behind--with a stick. I am so glad so much independent footage is being distributed this time around. You can't spin what you don't own.

Last “scary movie” I watched was the Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) I just don’t need anymore nightmare fuel in my already overactive imagination.

Clutch those pearls through the wildfire smoke dear Dani Did the O&G friends not give you some talking points to respond with those kickbacks? 🎻 Shame

A real alpha male would be able to recite the Greek alphabet from Psi to Zeta with their eyes closed.

Hey @oilersnation.bsky.social

Nothing like making an unpopular tournament more attractive than by having federal law enforcement make suggestive threats about games that largely rely on excitement from immigrant communities.

He is finally at peace. An unmatched talent.

Polling update:

Airdrie Mayor Peter Brown, without council's knowledge, and without the knowledge or consent of Airdrie citizens, pursued a private hospital using city resources in concert with a big developer, Qualico, and with the premier's advisor Rob Anderson, who is unelected. There should be a public inquiry.

Ladies and gentlemen This is Monica the Meadows Mamba

After trying to lift in tank top and leggings at 27 C weather with a fan that is across the gym. I got a say that @thedanalytic.bsky.social is truly a wizard for running in hot weather with an Oilers jersey.

I feel like we'll never know the full extent of the ugliness in the former Alberta Health, AHS, and the Premier's inner circle. The excellent @carrietait.bsky.social has been covering this for a year now. First it was the hockey tickets, then the health care contracts & firings started to unfold.

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The cowardice to shoot one person when there are some 40 people. I used to be a bouncer. I’ve seen the strength that numbers gives you. This is fucking pathetic.

Hey tweeps! We appreciate your patience while we navigate all of the foips and put our live shows on hold briefly, but if you need your fix of acerbic commentary, @natepike.bsky.social sat down with @markhamhislop.bsky.social today! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Cancel culture strikes again

The pro life crowd sure does love looking at life saving measures with a bigoted eye, don’t they? The cruelty is the point. Just disgusting

Spent a lot of my first season with the Nation doing SEO optimization.

all conservatives are bots

I remember when I first dipped my toes into the LLM AI, I would make a point of being polite to the AI 😂 I’m surrounded by AI all the time now with my work. I’m happy I don’t also have conversations where I maintain decorum in case the robots ever check the chat logs.

My wife, who is paraplegic, is raising money for Spinal Cord Injury BC. SCI-BC runs important life-changing programs for people with spinal cord injuries. From peer support programs to adaptive recreation programs for kids. If my work has every inspired you, please consider helping. ❤️ b.link/sci

BREAKING: Alberta teachers have voted 95% in support of strike action.

Look at me LOOK AT ME. I’m the #NameOurShip captain now. Please share/vote and help name the first hive, meme proper: www.instagram.com/p/DKukW7MpoE...

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