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thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
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I am kind of hoping that Joni Ernst doubles down on her vibe and just starts answering every question like that. AIDE: Hey, did you see the interview last night-- ERNST: We are all doomed, as all are mortal and with the reach of Thanatos. AIDE: Um, okay? ERNST: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF, FLESHY FOOL

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There should be a Dugga Doo plush on store shelves for Christmas. You press its button, it sings Dugga Doo, and then no power in Heaven or Earth can make it stop until its battery drains completely

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get pissed on you dead bitch

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The Golden Dome has as much chance of becoming functional as Stephen Miller has of causing sexual arousal. But even if it COULD work, it would cause every power on earth to threaten to empty their silos at us en masse. Imagine a world where Trump could launch nukes with zero MAD as a check.

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I would celebrate Potatoheaded Tommy declaring his intent to return to being just Alabama's problem if I didn't have a monkey's-paw kind of feeling that Senator Roy Moore will result from this somehow

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"Bluesky won't attract political elites if posters there are hostile" falls a little flat with me because (a) there has rarely been an era in which pols have deserved such heartfelt contempt and (b) they're demonstrably not listening to us whether we plead with them here, X, or at the bus stop

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Phil Robertson was called home because George Wendt turned to Jesus and said, "It's nice up here, but it would be absolutely perfect if I had some kind of whiny bitch to be my personal taint cleaner." And Jesus nodded.

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Proof that we are in a mirror universe is that in the real one, the "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay" guy played Han Solo

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In before every single House Republican who expressed concerns about Medicaid cuts and other performative cruelty in the bill caves, votes for it in the dead of night, and tries very hard to ward off microphones and cameras for the next month or so

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ME, SIGHING IN FRUSTRATION: No, it is NOT okay to refer to Krav Maga as "Kung Jew"

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