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Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
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Years ago, a friend and I invented what we called Australian Rules Hockey on one of the Saturn hockey games.
Pick two terrible teams, so that they can't hit the broad side of a barn with a wrister. Turn off Icing. Pull both goalies. All shots must be taken from within your own blue line.
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Trumpists and authoritarians want "Because I said so" to be sufficient justification for any law or prohibition.
2A fetishists know that adding "or I'll have someone kill you" to that statement lends it considerable weight.
It used to be silent and merely implicit. Not so much now.
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Mere months ago on a podcast, Roseanne's son asked Ivan Raiklin "When do we get to use the guns? I want to start talking about guns and treason and beheadings and guillotines. Why are we all so afraid to do it?"
And Raiklin's response was "after all legal remedies are exhausted."
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Lt. Commander Gabagool is not enthusiastic about his sudden promotion, but he'll do his best
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The trade deal letters from Nigerian princes have more credibility
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The rules are clear. At any given moment in America, the music industry allows one (1) female singer who vocalizes about knowing what genitals are and being generally in favor of their usage. Like queen bee larvae, if multiple coexist they will engage in warfare and attempt to neutralize rivals
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Come to town, yes. Come and play with us.
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Some political metaphors are, of course, more direct than others
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I would also accept a weekly show around an activist outdoorsman who is obsessed with circumcising Bigfoot.
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As usual, Jello was correct
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Thomas the Train Engine's butt could fix her
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Wrestling is here. But it is... different.
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So much charisma that his wife left him for a Ketamine freak who may or may not have a mangled doodad.
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The second 2,000 troops will be there to protect the first 2,000 troops.
The third 2,000 troops will protect the second 2,000 troops that are protecting the first 2,000 troops.
And so on.
And then in the notoriously harsh southern California winter, the troops will simply freeze to death.
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If you're cooking for people and a Moff shows up and you don't kick him out, he'll bring other Moffs, and they'll bring their friends and now you're running a Grand Moff Cafeteria
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"The Wallpaper remix?"
"Negative, the original."
"Redeploy to the Wallpaper remix. It's much better."
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And if that doesn't work, he will send in the 183rd Pink Elephant Brigade.
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To stop all of the RIOTING AND LOOTING.
There is no rioting or looting going on, of course. But that doesn't matter. All Trump has to do is point to a substantially non-lily-white city and yell "RIOTING AND LOOTING" and many will assume that, y'know, that's what Those People do, so it's happening.
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The 60s were where the civil rights movement, the feminist movement, the gay rights/pride movement, the idea that people who weren't WASP cis het conservative males were legitimate and equal citizens began to make meaningful progress.
So of _course_ that's what they are explicitly targeting.
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Somewhere, Kyle Rittenhouse is bumming bus fare
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Because Susan Collins would express Concerns if anyone doesn't.
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There's also a big difference between "let's send 2000 National Guardsmen into downtown LA to quell protests" and "let's send that 2000 there within the hour."
If you're Miller and you want blood in the streets, you have to contend with mobilization issues AND hope guys will follow those orders.
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Their vision is that Rows Of Big Fuggin' Guns will cow everyone into submission. And Jello's First Law of Rioting -- there's more of us, but who goes first? -- does still apply, and will affect responses.
But "Faced with guns, Americans will collectively cower?" We're not exactly wired that way.
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He and Miller envision troops and tanks in the streets, cheerfully following orders to disrupt protests and shoot and flatten troublesome protesters to send the rest scurrying in raw terror.
Which overestimates both 'the troops will do exactly as ordered' and 'no one will dare oppose them.'
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Nowadays, you enter a long string of commands to Hyper Interrupt your opponent and slide-cancel six normals into two ultra combos and a desperation cosmic corner finisher and hit 47 times for 25%.
In the old days, if a char was hit 47 times in a row they would die and be removed from the roster
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It's like how Sirius XM has umpteen country channels, and some of them are actually good and some are completely fundamentally different.
Modern country channels vs. Outlaw Country or Willie's Roadhouse there isn't apples and oranges, it's liquid dogshit and oranges.
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At least we get to enjoy this face all season long
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Rack 'em
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Elon has prepared himself for Martian Sex by training himself to make ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK noises throughout the act
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You have to feel wonderful when The Other Guy's pursued by rumors of a mangled dick and botched penile implant* and that's STILL the guy your wife prefers to you.
* True? False? Halfway? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
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Yes, we must catch him. This man really is a shit.
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Honestly, it's closer to this wrestling match