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Mostly Toys from the Neon 90s. GI Joe, Lego, Gundam, Transformers, The Corps!, ExoSquad, TMNT, Star Trek, etc. Some opinions on music and sports. he/him
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Fallout (1997)

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Wild Bill Through the Ages: 1983, 1992, 2000, and 2025

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Snow Day

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe Super7 just lets Chat GPT plan figure assortments for them. They likely use AI for card art, file cards, and marketing copy already, so why not? (I hope this is not the case, as even a gainfully employed flesh and blood human idiot is better than the plagiarism machine)

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I am convinced that whoever makes decisions about which accessories the Super7 o-ring Joe figures include has a total of two brain cells. They could also be the same person deciding which figures get made, too. Unmasked Jinx is a dream figure for me, but I'm unsure about the rest.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I generally think Mattel makes good toys, but BOOOO toynewsi.com/241-58428

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

What’s the matter, honey, you’ve hardly touched your Street Fighter II animated motion picture with the Alice In Chains and Silverchair soundtrack

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Snake Eyes and Jinx in: Subway Troubles

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Surrounding himself with sycophants, yes-men, dolts, and unqualified idiots, no amount of cosplaying as their dictator will ever break his streak of being a blowhard loser. Cobra Commander v5 1992 7/10

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Transformers Monstructor! This tiny terror might seem laughably diminutive but considering his opponents that year were Micromasters & lil Pretenders he’s not so out of scale. 2/6 of of him is riddled with gold plastic so it was either very brave or very stupid (both!) balancing him on rocks outside

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I thought a drill hand was more appropriate than a ball and chain hand

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

The Flash movie is playing on the bar TV. I have never seen it before. But these Snyder-adjacent movies that pride themselves on being “more realistic” REALLY have Batman wearing an armor suit with reflective patches?? So fucking dumb. And Affleck’s Batman fucking sucks.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

3 movies I’ve seen at least 10 times: - The Transformers: The Movie - Hot Rod - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Gyan

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Well shit. We’ll see what happens on Tuesday I guess 😑

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If America’s wang wins this game I’m gonna be so pissed. Fuck every Florida team forever (except maybe the 90s Magic)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Asa Negra: arahgallery.com/index.php?ac... This guy disappeared among his contemporaries. But, he's held up really well and remains a solid figure. #GIJoe

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pardon the shitty pic, but I finally opened some more toys tonight. Overall it's a good group of miscreants. My biggest complaint is that Kate can't hold her bow worth shit and her quiver is facing the wrong way, which is weird for figures that usually pay such good attention to small details.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I preordered the SHF Char :(

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A look back at the Funskool Toxo Viper: forgotten--figures.blogspot.com/2007/06/funs... This once common figure is the best Toxo Viper paint job available. #GIJoe

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Tatooine Accessory Set from 2000

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments