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In 1936, FDR closed out his re-election campaign by bragging to a massive crowd at Madison Square Garden that “organized money” hated him “and I welcome their hatred.” He took 60% of the vote in a 523-8 electoral college landslide. FDR knew having the right enemies could be a useful thing.

It is true that Elon has opened the door for democrats. They should tell the American people that Elon is angry because of what this bill takes away from *him* while democrats are mad because of what republicans are trying to take away from *them*. Leave the deficit out of it.

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So currencies. Much medium of exchange. Very store of value.

Just remembered this classic.

New: Shame-free Schadenfreude!

Musk Deported To Sweden Claims He’s Not From There

The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well

good on oregon state democrats for telling republicans to get fucked with a rusty chainsaw

President Trump is not a child! Predator!

New York losses to the Dodgers via bad D. Huh. Seen that movie before.

It's worth noting here that Elon's principal objection to the reconciliation bill is that its Medicaid cuts are not nearly savage enough. If Elon wants to damage Trump great but there's no Dem tent big enough to include the "kill hundreds of thousands of poor Africans for kicks" guy

Newsmax's Carl Higbie: "Elon, if you knew he was on the Epstein client list, why did you let him board Marine One with your son?"

Borderlands 2 is free on Steam right now, until June 8.

It hasn't even been POTUS for 5 months. Feels like it has been 5 years.

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"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

Elon Musk has accused Donald Trump of being in the Epstein Files. Here’s the most important follow-up question: was Joe Biden too demented to release this information? Read my book to find out. Jake Tapper tomorrow in the NYT

Absofuckinglutley

Between Elon v Trump and the release of the Switch 2, US productivity has dropped to zero.

I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.

I think we can stop calling this kayfabe now.