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I am the one true Christian Nationalist monarch and my Jacobite loyalists plot endlessly to restore me to my divinely ordained throne. You didn’t ask for these hot takes but you also didn’t have to pay for them.
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We aren't saved by Jesus's death. We are reconciled to God by Jesus's death, but we are *saved* by Jesus's life. And I don't know how else to explain this except by color-coding four chapters' worth of Romans.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

When I am restored to my throne, every Southern Baptist who smugly used “but the judges!” to justify their idolization of Trump shall be pilloried and flogged and allowed access only to official state pastors to reform them. reason.com/2025/06/02/t...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No kings! youtu.be/MReV9dkAVhY?...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Newsom: "Speaker Johnson -- his eloquence was elevated when he called to 'tar and feather' the governor of California. Very religious man. I guess that's the spirit. The word of the Lord."

submitted 4 days ago • 1100 comments

Speaker Mike Johnson just called on the Senate to censure...Sen. Alex Padilla. You read that right. The American Fascist Party at work.

submitted 4 days ago • 943 comments

Mike Johnson claiming that Padilla attacked Noem…. Or “lunged” at her, is there any Southern Baptist anywhere who is ashamed that he just lies constantly? Like we have good and bad Catholics in public office but is there a single southern Baptist that is good?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fact check: true.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sen. Alex Padilla, who was just forcibly removed from a DHS press conference, is the ranking member of Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, which has “oversight of federal agencies with citizenship, asylum, refugee, and immigration enforcement responsibilities.”

submitted 4 days ago • 693 comments

I can guarantee you two things. One, the vast majority of evangelicals worship Donald Trump, and two, there will never be a reckoning in this life for it.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Lord, I know I am not perfect. I know I stray from Your will. I know I fail every day to earn Your grace. But if You let Donald Trump sue Elon Musk for defamation I will clean up my act and do everything I can to glorify you. No monkey’s paw stuff please; I want to be able to cover it too.

submitted 11 days ago • 76 comments