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In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote. Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Is anyone giving odds on whether the tanks, personnel carriers, personnel, etc., will be removed from DC AFTER the Taco Penis Parade as quickly as they were transported in before it? Or at all?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

There are no bad Joni songs. There are songs you just don’t understand yet.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

What Angelenos should do when the National Guard arrives. This is from 1967.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

submitted 3 days ago • 3024 comments

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

submitted 3 days ago • 233 comments

@aclu.org Is this being tracked? Thanks. apple.news/AYX6-hBJzT3K...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Can we NOT get all gushy over Elon’s alleged 180. He’s still a narcissistic bazillionaire, he fucked over the country real good, enriching himself in the process, and there’s no real way of knowing whether this is a psych-out attempt. Ignore him. Take away his air. He craves attention. Withhold it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Q: Does the White House have a reaction to the election in South Korea? LEAVITT: Yes, we do. Let me find it for you. Thank you. Um. We do not.

submitted 5 days ago • 428 comments

Raise your hand if you give a fuck whether Barron Trump applied for admission to Harvard. I thought not.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If Democracy finally dies in the U.S., and we have to have a monarch, can’t it at least be Taylor Swift and/or Queen Bey?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Post Card Design. You'd have to scale it, it's 8.5" by 11"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments