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backend dev (C# mostly). Buffalo Bills, pro wrestling (AEW, NJPW when I can). They/he, I guess?? Probably not the ONLY hippo dev but I got the domain making a clean break from my other online identities, but if I know you I'll let you know
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“Properly fitting clothes feel better than the baggiest ones you can find” “Exercising and eating well makes you feel better than eating garbage and drinking a lot” Fucked up how these are true and not just things assholes say.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I have never seen something as explicitly fetishistic as Mathew Baynton on Taskmaster this week. Five points.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Father’s Day to all, even the haters and losers

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I thought this was oobleck, and hear me out

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Comin' outta my cage And ow fuck ow My back Hold on it takes me a minute to get up Yeah it's.. yeah I'm not as young as I used to be so being curled up in there is No, no, it's fine I got it, here I go. Hhhhppph. Ow. Okay. [Crack] yeah okay I'm good. ...gotta gotta be down because I want it all

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Finding myself energized by days of socializing with coworkers and wondering exactly who the fuck I have become

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Medication for mental health is truly fucking magical. “From my cold dead hands” except for my (family member redacted)’s wellbutrin

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is my biggest complaint with gen ai. It might look “better” but the rough edges are the fucking POINT. Perfection is boring, I want something that only you could make, even if it’s “shitty”. (And maybe by making shitty art you get better! Or maybe like this photoshop the quality is intended!)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

submitted 8 days ago • 21 comments

“Which way is out of town” #MysteryWrestling16

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I definitely thought Mistico was fighting Megan Bayne at first

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The Kevin Nashquatch stepping over the top rope gag left me with tears in my eyes #MysteryWrestling16

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care if the person doing it cares about my wellbeing, getting powerbombed seems like it would fucking hurt

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Nextcloud (running php) on synology is such a pain. Computers were a mistake.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Skaven are my Blood Bowl nemeses. I had them down to four players on the damn pitch and they beat me 3-1. Fun as hell game though.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I have work to do but there’s Discourse! In the Discord.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

“Red Yellow” by Swans reminds me a lot of “‘88 aka Come Down On Me” by Lemon Jelly, in ways that are probably only in my head

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

submitted 12 days ago • 101 comments

Wow, they got Paul Hollywood to cater!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to my neighbors who I guess have lived here for over two years now because this is three straight years of displaying their pride flag upside down during the month of June

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The typewriter scene from The Shining except it says “IF YOU HAD A NEW CLUE YOU’D KNOW WHAT TO DO” over and over

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This man won an AEW title shot at a pay per view a week ago

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I could fight so many waves of enemies on this thing

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

SCORIGAMI part 1 of 4 46 minutes | color | closed captioning available live now for secret base's patreon members www.patreon.com/posts/130122...

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.

submitted 17 days ago • 88 comments

TransUnion is maybe one of the most disappointing things that could have that name

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Time to email the Ken West principal for the third time in two weeks. Take down his picture from the school!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!! donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social happy pride :) tinyurl.com/transxwords

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Posting an image of Nyla Rose every day until I see her on #AEWDynamite or #AEWCollision @aewontv.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

happy pride month

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments