thehippo.dev
backend dev (C# mostly). Buffalo Bills, pro wrestling (AEW, NJPW when I can). They/he, I guess??
Probably not the ONLY hippo dev but I got the domain
making a clean break from my other online identities, but if I know you I'll let you know
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Humans were not meant to live in those conditions!! (I’m sure this is factually inaccurate but as previously noted I’m a wuss)
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I’ve been being a wuss and not running because it’s in the high 70s/low 80s and that’s too hotttttt
(In my defense it is 71% humidity too)
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It SHOULDNT but it DOES
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“I just banned everyone on that starter pack and there’s another one-“ *sees username*
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I dunno, it might remind me of My Cousin Vinny enough that I’d be charmed
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Taskmaster should sell a BRUV shirt with her face on it and eat AEW’s lunch
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She’s older than me! I would have put her at like 23.
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This show is so damn good. It’s like they told everyone “Jason Mantzoukas is in this series so step it the fuck up” and everyone understood the assignment.
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I had an idea that was incredibly degrading and he still outdid it. Amazing.
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Let’s not be too hasty. Daily happy hours might be helping.
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Well the minimum wage hasn’t gone up in years so surely-
*touches earpiece*
what’s that?
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In his defense I think I just climbed that mountain too
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(With the energy of a group who’s been brainstorming for hours)
Wait… say that last part again
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the zoomers can roast me all they want but they will never win because they have never known the joy of slamming in the back of their dragula
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One point for throwing it through the goalpost would blow scorigami WIDE OPEN.
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Oh yeah, solitude is absolutely a valid reason!
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Like boats (I hear), YOU do not want a pool. You want a FRIEND with a pool.
…dammit, time to look at google maps to see who I need to make friends with around here.
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By far the hardest part was upgrading our old service that was using shared code originally written in <3.1, and even that wasn’t bad! (Plus now we aren’t on old, bad, code anymore)