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thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social

32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN

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just updated my throat training dropbox with OVER 7 MINUTES of content 🤯😱😳 shower globbie and globbussy also got a teeny tiny update :) if you've already bought any of the above folders, dm me for your updated link!

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

cashapp/venmo/paypal: goblinthempress

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

pretty surprise hehe

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

As I have been saying: Immigrations raids on non-criminal day laborers, and the ensuing US military incursion of California, have been orchestrated by shadow president Stephen Miller. www.wsj.com/us-news/prot...

submitted 11 hours ago • 27 comments

Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

submitted 6 hours ago • 88 comments

Commission for PhantomBun

submitted 49 days ago • 39 comments

Protests work. Always have, always will.

submitted 7 hours ago • 35 comments

MORE armpits for MORE armpit loving freaks. specifically the armpits of @xenopavilia.bsky.social 's alien lady self insert :3

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I once again want to remind everyone that Josh Barro, the author of the new in an endless line of “Bluesky is evil because people make fun of me” stories, blocked me on Twitter because I kept replying to him with pictures of the smart Gremlin from Gremlins 2

submitted 7 hours ago • 65 comments

theres so many "gender bender no homo straight sex with my childhood best friend" doujins. the world needs more yes homo ftm transformation content #gay #nsfwart #art #nsfw #genderbender

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

Naruhina Boobjob (with money-shot alt) Originally posted October 2022

submitted 498 days ago • 0 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

submitted 7 hours ago • 939 comments

Update! Kitty is for sure a SHE, negative for all contagions except hookworm, so YAY but also unfortunately 4 more weeks of quarantine 💔 For anyone feeling generous, I have started a light fundraiser for medical costs and put some enrichment items on my Throne to keep her happy until she's well 🥺💞

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

sometimes i be thinking about this image, they just chillin

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

PLEASE HELP THEM OUT THEY HAVE REALLY NICE DROPBOXES AND EVEN WITHOUT THE DROPBOXES YOU SHOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

New shower vid up ;) $2 for followers, free for subscribers 💋 fans.ly/r/ChubbyMauve

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

I don't usually go this big, but I was in a hell of a mood for massive when I drew this

submitted 9 hours ago • 23 comments

I am BEGGING working class people in NYC to NOT RANK THIS MAN. He will be a disaster for anyone in this city who is not rich. Open your eyes.

submitted 17 hours ago • 30 comments

Lady Dimitrescu. She big. ☠︎︎🕸 Patreon | Commissions | Newgrounds | Pixiv | Website 🕸☠︎︎

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

Come and get lost in my forest #bushsky #fatpussy #chubby #alt18+ #onlyfans #fansly

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

"they say you are a young angry woman who needs anger management" -reporter "The world need is more young angry women" -Greta Kidnapped by Israel from international waters on a civilian ship to distribute humanitarian aid and still ready to continue the fight (after a shower).

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Just in case it wasn’t already obvious, vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. making decisions about our health and giving bogus medical advice is not.

submitted 16 hours ago • 57 comments

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

submitted 12 hours ago • 781 comments

They fight against reparations for Black Americans but they have $135 million to spend on a whim to deploy military members to a U.S. city.

submitted 12 hours ago • 31 comments

Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.

submitted 13 hours ago • 633 comments

Hair down

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Trump and his authoritarian lackeys are spreading lies about immigrant workers in Los Angeles. Know the truth.

submitted 13 hours ago • 39 comments

Leidy [OC]

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Time in the shower now definitely gives the feeling like somethings definitely going on with my shape

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Are you bigger than me? 🍆✨