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just updated my throat training dropbox with OVER 7 MINUTES of content 🤯😱😳 shower globbie and globbussy also got a teeny tiny update :) if you've already bought any of the above folders, dm me for your updated link!

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pretty surprise hehe

As I have been saying: Immigrations raids on non-criminal day laborers, and the ensuing US military incursion of California, have been orchestrated by shadow president Stephen Miller. www.wsj.com/us-news/prot...

Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

Commission for PhantomBun

Protests work. Always have, always will.

MORE armpits for MORE armpit loving freaks. specifically the armpits of @xenopavilia.bsky.social 's alien lady self insert :3

I once again want to remind everyone that Josh Barro, the author of the new in an endless line of “Bluesky is evil because people make fun of me” stories, blocked me on Twitter because I kept replying to him with pictures of the smart Gremlin from Gremlins 2

theres so many "gender bender no homo straight sex with my childhood best friend" doujins. the world needs more yes homo ftm transformation content #gay #nsfwart #art #nsfw #genderbender

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Naruhina Boobjob (with money-shot alt) Originally posted October 2022

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Update! Kitty is for sure a SHE, negative for all contagions except hookworm, so YAY but also unfortunately 4 more weeks of quarantine 💔 For anyone feeling generous, I have started a light fundraiser for medical costs and put some enrichment items on my Throne to keep her happy until she's well 🥺💞

sometimes i be thinking about this image, they just chillin

PLEASE HELP THEM OUT THEY HAVE REALLY NICE DROPBOXES AND EVEN WITHOUT THE DROPBOXES YOU SHOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

New shower vid up ;) $2 for followers, free for subscribers 💋 fans.ly/r/ChubbyMauve

I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.

I don't usually go this big, but I was in a hell of a mood for massive when I drew this

I am BEGGING working class people in NYC to NOT RANK THIS MAN. He will be a disaster for anyone in this city who is not rich. Open your eyes.

Lady Dimitrescu. She big. ☠︎︎🕸 Patreon | Commissions | Newgrounds | Pixiv | Website 🕸☠︎︎

Come and get lost in my forest #bushsky #fatpussy #chubby #alt18+ #onlyfans #fansly

"they say you are a young angry woman who needs anger management" -reporter "The world need is more young angry women" -Greta Kidnapped by Israel from international waters on a civilian ship to distribute humanitarian aid and still ready to continue the fight (after a shower).

Just in case it wasn’t already obvious, vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. making decisions about our health and giving bogus medical advice is not.

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

They fight against reparations for Black Americans but they have $135 million to spend on a whim to deploy military members to a U.S. city.

Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.

Hair down

Trump and his authoritarian lackeys are spreading lies about immigrant workers in Los Angeles. Know the truth.

Leidy [OC]

Time in the shower now definitely gives the feeling like somethings definitely going on with my shape

Are you bigger than me? 🍆✨

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

cortney

Summer 2025 edition

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