theilluminati.bsky.social
butt
526 posts
493 followers
347 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
comment in response to
post
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
comment in response to
post
Deepfaking him into the one scene and seedbombing it so pirates think it's the real version
comment in response to
post
Yes I'm aware the club scene in Blade exists, it is a runner up to the sexy sax man I'm sorry I don't make the rules I just enforce them
comment in response to
post
In my head I am still sure Don Henley has had dinner in the Trump White House you can't convince me this is a false memory
comment in response to
post
Anyways I don't know what the point is here except that if we force Trump out of power we should be conciliatory as fuck about it. Say things like The Founder of Modern Conservatism. Democratic party spokespeople should be quoting him five times a speech.
comment in response to
post
Did you really name your son Mike'); DROP TABLE students;
comment in response to
post
At least yeah look we've all done things we weren't proud of
comment in response to
post
About 20 of these viewings fell between March and May of 2020 while I resided in a 600 sq foot apartment in Manhattan so... I think you can do the math
comment in response to
post
Oh you need to quickly guide a table-full of people into aligning on a shared plan without letting any one person bring the conversation towards unproductive digressions, and you need to do it without seeming pushy or domineering?
comment in response to
post
Some people are meant to fall asleep while driving automobiles on this great country's highways and it's not up to you nor me to stand in the way of that happening
comment in response to
post
I think those narcoleptics have had it too easy for too long
comment in response to
post
Every Catholic: The Pope's last act was to tell him to change. This must test a man's resolve and force him to question his ways.
JD Vance hearing the news: I AM GOD'S MOST SPECIAL BOY
comment in response to
post
Absolutely, keep the Tumblr alive
comment in response to
post
Sorry I am not a Tumblr but I am a Homestuck (adjacent)