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Dear Sec. McMahon, In 1960, a 6 year old Ruby Bridges needed to be escorted by Federal Marshalls to safely go to elementary school and expose the myth of White supremacy
Painting by Norman Rockwell. Interestingly, “The Problem We All Live With” was published by Look Magazine.
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Say what you will about Melania, but her time with Trump qualifies her as a mycologist.
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Awesome that Dr. Phil’s interview with Eric Adams will be conducted in Turkish!
Given the Dr. Phil is a fair, objective seeker of the truth, and not a Trump puffer, Danielle Sassoon will be on the guest list, right?
www.wsj.com/opinion/dani...
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Trump should’ve tried Harvard Extension, where Chris Rufo went and then, like Chris Rufo falsely claim Harvard.
newrepublic.com/article/1706...
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Das Boat
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Rubio accepts Trump’s offer, joins other bunker boys.
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Trump Declares War on Christmas
Melania, “F%cking Christmas” agrees.
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How the Trump Stole Christmas
“F#%king Christmas”-Melania
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Mike Waltz to join Signal
“I’ve learned via Signal that Mike Waltz will be Signal’s new brand ambassador”- Jeffrey Goldberg
“Waltz’s brilliant brand forward deployment gave us [Signal] unprecedented publicity”- Signal
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How the Trump Stole Christmas
#TrumpTariff
#TrumpWarOnChristmas
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Just out: How the Trump stole Christmas…
…and your 401K
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CNBC should have demanded to speak to Ron Vara.
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The U.S. economy shrank?
Trump shrinkage
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Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm music..
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What phase of fascism is arresting reverends and judges?
The scared, weak phase.
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Presenting “Hot Air,” drawn by Frank Viva
Echoes of Chaplin’s “The Little Dictator”
New Yorker, April 21, 2025
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Heard Island penguin delegation arriving.
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No one is above the law. Oh look it’s the short fingered vulgarian!
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Trump provides proof
Holds picture of Heard Island penguin delegation
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“We will achieve a meritocracy when mediocre Blacks have the same opportunities as mediocre Whites to fail up.
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Texas Rep. Nate Schatzline (R) inspires creation of new verbs
To “schatzline”
the aftermath of shitting on someone’s First Amendment rights.
Schatzline’s bill seeks to schatzline book stores.
“Schatzline” is the past tense of “Schitzline”
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Fixed
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Meanwhile in other gun news…
Guns “just going off” by themselves study passes 50 day milestone.
“None of the guns have self-fired.”
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Rosa Parks reacts: Cancel my statue, spare my books.
Upon hearing that a statue of her was planned for Trump’s National Garden of American Heroes, Mrs. Parks was not impressed. “Honor me by truthfully telling my story.”
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Exclusive: The Pentagon will initiate bone spur remediation care.
Privately Pentagon medical personnel admitted the care was as imaginary as were Trump’s claims of bone spurs, which he used, as a fortunate son, to dodge the draft.
www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...
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“I don’t often drink Turkish coffee…
But when I do, it’s with Eric Adams
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Update:
“Accept our piece deal or we walk away, says US” regarding war in Ukraine
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The worm turns
RFK Jr.’s brain worm testifies.
“Don’t blame me for RFK Jr.!”
“I didn’t find one working synapse.”
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Kids today’s lesson is…
No child left behind?
No, actually no child’s behind left.
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Winning the Sarah Palin libel suit emboldens the NYT to stop cowardly timesplaning Trump’s actions!
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Pictured here, Africanus Apartidus.
While notable for lacking looks, social graces and friends, he nevertheless benefits from massive taxpayer support.
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“Frankly I’m disgusted, hearing this. I feel betrayed.” -Trump supporter.
“The moves are part of the administration's broader effort to "root out" antisemitism on college campuses.”
“This is not what I signed up for.”
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So Noem’s purse was snatched. Anyone seen Corey Lewandowski?
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“But eventually I concluded that hate gets us nowhere.”
Nowhere, with the exception of Festivus.
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Corey Lewandowski knows where to find Noem’s purse.
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THE HILL Rebrands
“Our new name aligns our product with the label our product deserves.”
Say hello to THE SHILL
Critics, while applauding the honesty behind the name change, note that a
timid, deferential and financially compromised media is uniquely unqualified to meet the moment.
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“A Homegrown Criminal is Squatting in our White House”
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Great message Trump!
White man: (Pointing at non-White family)
It’s time to reclaim America from illegal immigrants!
Native American: (To the White man)
I’ll help you pack.
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Like the WH photo of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the photo Trump is holding was edited.
Wharton Professor William T. Kelley’s comment is real
“Donald Trump was the dumbest g-ddamn student I ever had.”
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If the legit media amplifies and doesn’t rigorously challenge lies, while the partisan media not only amplifies preexisting lies but adds their own, no amount of money will succeed.
A. Make the media cover you.
After demanding to see KAG, CVH was on every Sunday show.
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“Tariffs are paid by domestic importers, not foreign exporters, despite Trump’s frequent claims otherwise.”
Who characterized Trump’s tariff lies as merely claims?
People that knew better.
Thank you.
Great job.
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The picture of Kilmar Abrego Garcia is fake.
The picture of Trump’s 34 felony count conviction is real.
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Alito flies deportation denial dissent flag
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In other X news…X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, announced that its posts, formerly known as “tweets” should be called “XCrement.” 💩
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X, formerly known as Twitter, also announced that its posts, formerly known as “tweets” should be called “XCrement.” 💩
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Re-election/insurrection & defecation
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Who declared under penalty of perjury? None other than Joseph N. Mazzara* Acting General Counsel, U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security
*In-house counsel for the Trump 2020 re-election/insurrection.
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Amanda