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thejoepilato.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer, events host, game designer
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www.banking.senate.gov/newsroom/maj... True or false: this crypto bill was phrased and named so that when people look up "very stable genius," they don't get results about what an idiot trump is

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A thread of the mushrooms i saw while foraging ramps yesterday (definitely the end of the season here)

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

@popeleoxiv.bsky.social deep in the heart of a long dead empire lies a sovereign ornate temple region who still speaks the ancient tongue of that empire in their rituals. Today they elected their new holy king in a secret meeting of the highest priests. As badass as it is bonkers

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Do they even give the airline safety presentation up in first class? I assume it's just "obviously if anything goes wrong, we'll be carrying you out of here on our backs (mimosas provided if possible)"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

He is risen (by which i mean He is high) #easter #420

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think it was him but someone who looked a lot like Bradley Cooper almost hit me with his bike on a Manhattan sidewalk last night. Don't ride on the sidewalk, Bradley (i realize he's also not on here)

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Bluesky, I'm not interested in professional wrestling (not that there's anything wrong with it!). This is evidenced by my not tagging it as an interest, never searching for it, and clicking Show Me Less Of This one 20 posts a day in my feed. If I may implore you: pls <3 joe

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this crazy tree in Forest Park in Queens! #nyc #queens #urbannature #tree

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Oh hey, my balls are in The New Yorker @thenewyorker.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... #flipping #brooklynbridge #nyc #leds #ivegotabridgetosellyou

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social what do you think, some kind of oysters (I'm not accepting your answer as any sort of medical or culinary advice and won't hold you liable for anything that happens as a result of my interaction with these mushrooms)

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment