thejoepilato.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer, events host, game designer
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This feels like where the two heroes pretend to fight each other in order to throw their enemy off rhythm (e.g. Miguel and Tulio) except these two heroes are morons and thus doing it awkwardly.
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Hi, I'm a stranger
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That's what imdb told me and if their trivia section isn't reliable, a big portion of my party personality disappears. So yes it's the first
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Dryad's saddle. There were only a couple but I harvested them to try. It's a very cute mushroom
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Deer colored trametes?
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Pale oysters. I harvested many of these but didn't have room for all. I had some for breakfast this morning
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Splitgill mushrooms. So fuzzy! I really like the way these look.
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Mica cap?
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Velvet foot? Galerina? Either way, I left them be
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I suspected morels grew around here and now I know! This one was out of ground, soaked, and blown up. I didn't find any live ones.
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Ganoderma lobatum? Very firm and surrounded by bees, so I didn't hang around
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Hairy oysters. Beautiful purple. I harvested some to eat.
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Is this where we find out that Mr Onion is actually creating this horrible future and just looks good by predicting it?
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"He was buttfucked to death!"
"Whaaaaaat? No that's crazy. He, uh, he died from eating melon. You know how that's been happening all over lately"
Either way, he had some seed in him
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The pope is actually that guy, so their stabbing numbers are about to go way down
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I assume Hefty backpack is Portland code for a garbage bag?
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The one time I got exit row seating: I'm not closing my eyes for a second! If I fall asleep, the inevitably necessary rescue operations could be delayed by entire seconds!
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"Barn door's open" (America, upstate NY). Then as witty youths, we'd try to follow up with clever references to the "hay" within (though I don't remember any of them being any good)
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Toxicity is a go to karaoke song for me and it never fails to kill
But yes, they got big just being themselves and doing it well; I'm honestly surprised they don't have any songs about blenders
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"He makes change in the tithe basket" (though I've also just heard this to describe being a redneck)
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Ugh yes finally Bluesky understands the nyc news that I actually care about. And thank you for your thorough (Brooklyn bound) reporting
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I don't know how Bluesky knew I wanted to see this, but they're right
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Riff-Raff is a different kind of creeper
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Pontius Pilate: THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO DIE!!!
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Bruh the way my dad told me, while I was alive and well in NYC, that my city was burning down.
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They just need their hand held
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Cash = green
Ecological awareness = green
COINCIDENCE? I rest my case
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According to latest white house graphs, the penguins of Heard and Mcdonald Islands are tariffic!
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Don't mistake my kind knees for weak knees. I only kind of have knees because they are such weak knees
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The National Society of French Workers put together a great one; if you Google "Eiffel Tower NSFW," you'll get all sorts of hits
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"Once up on a midnight dreary" sounds kinda gangster, though. I like it
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I think you mean New phone, Houthis
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Plus then you know your pet mockingbird will be safe
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Malcolm Eggs (chicken)
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Probably the luckiest (for us) wrong number possible. I wonder who it was supposed to be?
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The very same people driving so many citizens to use Signal are themselves using it, but illegally. I can't even pull up a metaphor here because it's so bonkers.
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I love that the very people driving so many citizens to use Signal are themselves using it, only ~~illegally~~.
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This is the most recent post I can see about Murdle. What do the different symbols mean when sharing results? I got scales, a man's face, and a silhouette but my friend only got scales and silhouette.
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"They had a falling out. It involved a boat but not the way you might think"
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We had the same ride at Seabreeze in Rochester NY but the song was Twilight Zone by 2 Unlimited. Every millennial and genx in that region knows this song even if they don't know the title