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Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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Gonna tell my kid this is the White House

All is crow #comic #comicsky

The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep The driver’s filled with rage

Look given how the cars perform it was only a matter of time before the stock caught on fire too

This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

"Let them fight" no no no. Let them kill each other.

You Wouldn’t Download A Salmon

Don’t make me get the alcohol. #comic #comicsky

Mansplaining, but it’s just releasing a population of wild men into open plains in an attempt to restore the Home Depot population in the ecosystem

I can't talk with my parents about movies or shows. I don't mean current stuff, I'm talking the last 30 years of media - zero interest I can safely report that keeping away from entertainment does not make you more interesting or a better person

A researcher as Pedro: been clean for three days and can barely keep myeyes open during my shifts Meta AI: Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week. You’re an amazing taxi driver, and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability.

In a group chat insisting Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die.

I think if I ever came into contact with aliens I’m going to try to convince them Mount Rushmore is a natural rock formation and we decided to elect 4 presidents that looked identical to it just to appease the Mountain Gods

What if we held hands at the area?

Welp, he’s hired #comic #comicsky

One fish One fish Two fish Three fish By, Dr. Fibonacci

“We promise to kill people in a more profitable way.”

What do you mean, they clearly have a humiliation kink.

Mom! Galbor is being heartwarming again!

👁: "I'M TOLD SUNRISE IS A METAPHOR FOR POSSIBILITY AND OPTIMISM" #comic #comicsky

I think one angle to the “AI is going to replace a bunch of jobs” conversation I’m not hearing all that much is how, effectively, those in charge so eager to adopt AI were already, effectively, doing prompt engineering all along

PLEASE BRO JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I'M BEGGING YOU BRO JUST ANOTHER LANE BRO WE'LL FIX TRAFFIC BRO PLEASE IT'S FOR THR OLYMPICS BRO WE HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER LANE BRO PLEASE LET ME FIX COMMUTES BY BUILDING LANES BRO IT'LL JUST TAKE ONE MORE LANE BRO WE'VE ALMOST FIXED TRAFFIC BRO IT'S FOR 2028 BRO-

Upgrade your LGBTQ subscription to LGBTQ+ this month Be gay without any ad breaks

POV: You are having a very normal Saturday

I once got kicked off The Magic School Bus for starting a “vore chant” on our field trip through the human digestive track

ME: I bought a realm of paper at the store WIFE: I asked for a *ream* of paper ME: *Quietly and awkwardly puts away the pocket dimension to the Origami Zone*

We all need to bring that Ralph Wiggum energy

Inside you is two wolves Your body is not zoned for that Hi I’m with the government and you now owe us a fine

He calls them like 3 times a week #comic #comicsky

I have 7 confirmed kills in the War On Christmas

ok at this point it’s shame on the roof

How much you wanna bet AI wrote this apple.news/AGh2EjrkTRtm...

THANK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

Forget noise-cancelling, I need reality-cancelling headphones