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Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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but we can't catch an assassin

I want to modify a racecar bed so that it’s street legal and crash it just so I can tell people I had an accident in my bed like an adult

incredible things are happening in China

The shooter is walking around the twin cities looking like this. The photo is from this morning. Daylight. Cowboy hat. From a business security camera. They’re not saying where. Share far and wide especially uber/lyft drivers.

Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.

May the tanks get stuck in the roads during the wannabe dictator’s birthday parade And those protesting elsewhere be loud and safe

Can’t get rejected if you never got jected the first time

“Slide shows” turned out to be way less fun than playground acrobatics circus I’d assumed they were when I was a kid

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

Can you fucking NOT Copilot? Does anyone know how to turn this shit off? I'm on Windows 11, if that makes a difference, but this is the first time I'm seeing this bullshit

I don’t have a problem you have a problem #comic #comicsky

Courts under Biden: How DARE students get some relief from their crippling debt??? Courts under Trump: you know what maybe we SHOULD keep using the military on our own citizens

I just realized they integrated Copilot into MS Paint ew ew ew ew

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE YOU GUYS HOW DO WE TIME SKIP TO IT

IDEA: A Dr. Seuss-esque book about Elon Musk titled “The A-Hole In A K-Hole”

*sigh*… Roll for initiative #comic #comicsky

"You're so funny" Thanks, I don't know where I am

are those my only two choices?

EATIN GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

SCP IDEA: A Where’s Waldo book that has no Waldo in it, and when you come to that realization after a certain amount of frustration and searching, he materializes behind you and murders you to keep his location secret

Oh good the devil rectangle in my pocket that actively makes my life worse is getting a cute little makeover yay

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and asked their college professors for extensions on their papers

Damn, Fox.

Have you tried turning your farm off and on again? #comic #comicsky

This might be the silliest comic I’ve drawn #comic #comicsky

🆕 Judgement #swordscomic

God, Space Ghost was so good

Social media: Funniest post I've ever seen - 4 likes Simply the letter 'n' posted by a celebrity - 50,000 reshares and 6,000,000 likes

joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight

Gonna tell my kid this is the White House

All is crow #comic #comicsky

The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep The driver’s filled with rage