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thejoshp.bsky.social
Professional traffic dodger, amateur sarcastic hockey observer, 2017 NASA astronaut applicant.
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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

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Using food to show where I grew up:

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NYT found the “big beautiful bill” would be the largest transfer from the poor to the rich in a single law since at least 1990. In fact, it would be the largest transfer *ever.* Reagan’s low-income cuts were MUCH smaller - and his tax cuts were done separately. And before him, nothing comes close.

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Gee, it's like @mrglobaltoo.bsky.social predicted this happening...

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Hey @xbox.com, enjoyed your showcase today, but was underwhelmed. No Forza? No Perfect Dark?

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A moment of zen for the weekend timeline:

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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

submitted 10 days ago • 735 comments

This is a top-tier joke.

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Huh, that's an interesting alert that I've never seen before on TikTok. Wonder what could have prompted that... 🤔🧐

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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

submitted 15 days ago • 859 comments

I was always more of a NASCAR fan over Indy Car, but I'm enjoying the heck out of watching the Indy cars bounce all over the Detroit city streets today.

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Squirrel patrol.

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Attn: @badge502.bsky.social ...

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Taylor Swift spent $360 million on her masters? wow grad school is getting way too expensive.

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The blooming lilacs look beautiful.

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@lindseyyyg.bsky.social Happy "Taylor now owns her original six album master copies" Day!

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Taylor Swift getting a quarter of the way through Reputation re-records, going "eh, I don't know about this," and bailing might be the most relatable she's ever been

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Breaking 🚨: Taylor Swift happily announces that she now owns all of her albums, including her 6 initial ones. Read More: taylorswift.com

submitted 19 days ago • 145 comments

Happy pupper.

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Mortgage rates are higher now than they were when the Fed began cutting last September. 🤡

submitted 21 days ago • 97 comments

This is how I feel about TikTok too. Your FYP sucks? Might be a skill issue, friend.

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I know I havent paid attention to the sport in the last few years like I had in the early 2000s, but...

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If I participate in Harvard's free courses, can I put them on my resume as education?

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