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thekeelog.bsky.social
"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
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Ohhhh, she's perfect!

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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

submitted 1 day ago • 184 comments

It's not the best part of getting divorced, but knowing that I'll never have to be passingly civil to our annoying fucking neighbor ranks in the top five perks.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

No kings but Brody🤘🏿

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this collection of Golden Tee games feels like it'd be of particular interest to y'all youtu.be/PNiwkfuv1oM?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This afternoon I fucked up fixing a mistake I made so badly my trainer had to go get TWO ADDITIONAL TRAINERS to figure out how to fix it. 😎 👉👉

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Under ordinary circumstances, I would never ask you to subject yourself to either Ted Cruz or Tucker Carlson speaking aloud, but in this case, and possibly ONLY this case, it is worth it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I almost bought this definitely-not-an-M3 just because the description is so fucking good. I f they'd just stopped at "you can cut more people off," I'd have had no choice but to buy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm making money off this game either way, so crank up the chaos

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn't expecting the permanent license plate for my car to be pretty.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Putting Hank Hill and Bob Belcher in Fortnite feels like a personal attack.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Male loneliness epic banished

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

It sucks to be staring down the barrel of accepting that I might need to cut the person I consider my best friend out of my life, because at some point all the love in the world can't counterbalance indifference.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Please pray for my childhood crush, she’s dumber than a brick

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Oh my GOD, he's so eensy 🥹🥹🥹

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t emphasize enough what a disgrace this whole sad episode was

submitted 9 days ago • 134 comments

Instead of throwing a piss fit every time a playable character has tits, "gamers" should use that energy to ask why a shitty $17 controller has hall effect joysticks when the $85 Switch 2 Pro, the $60 Dualsense, and the $50 Xbox controllers don't.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment