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CBC projects that their funding is gonna be just fine thank you very much #CBC #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat

Breaking: In response to Marc Carney's "elbows up" commercial with Mike Myers, Pierre Poilievre will be doing a commercial with Wayne Gretzky. The message? "Being American is not so bad." (Credit to @jasononthedrums.bsky.social on Twitter for the inspiration for this joke.)

Elbows up, Canada.

@mark-carney.bsky.social Win this for Canada. #cdnpoli #elbowsup

Hey everyone, just remember that Pierre Poilievre’s leadership election was interfered with by India, whose government hates the PM for holding them accountable for arranging extrajudicial killings on Canadian soil, and now PP is BEST BUDDIES with India and wealthy Hindu nationalists? 🤔 #cdnpoli

This whole "bullying Canada" business seems like a movie where a cocky young punk decides to abuse & demean the kindly elderly neighbor...only to discover the old man is some unstoppable war hero badass...

Fucking glory to Ukraine bro 🇺🇦❤️🇨🇦

All my homies love Mexico 🇨🇦🇲🇽

Aligning themselves with Trump works out just as well for U.S. hockey players as it did for Ted Cruz

Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Final: Canada 3 USA 2

TWEET ABOUT THAT YOU ORANGE CUNT #canadaforever

Meet the Canadians who support U.S. annexation: this 42 year old accountant sucks shit

The other fucking reason I don't trust "AI" for anything

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Sunday Sillies: Homonym edition. Cartoonist at captain scratchy.com

Sportsnet playing Lunatic Fringe late in the Canada/USA game is a MOVE. #canada

Free speech baby

Very important to Winnipeg man that you know it is currently colder in Winnipeg

I asked PP what his favourite Hip album was, and he said Clumsy… #hesjustnotready #cdnpoli

WE KNOW THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.

"During these negotiations, President Trump's actions led Canadians to unite in solidarity, and that is absolutely terrible for my brand!"

For Canadians looking for orange juice, Oasis brand is made in Canada using South American oranges 🍊

Choose Canadian 🇨🇦💪🏻 #canadastrong #canadafirst #MCG

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast theonion.com/man-replies-...

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

When I set up my account, my biggest mistake was choosing art as an interest. Not that I don’t love seeing people’s art, but I didn’t realize it would only be fuckin furries

Brian is a fuckin G