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themiddlesthobo.bsky.social
Lawful Chaotic. Drawn to the absurd. Pulls at the loose strings of reality every once in a while.
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I have absolutely zero doubt that peace has always been this out-of-reach, freedom has always been this fragile, open love has always been this vilified, and that we're all just waking up to this now.

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Happy Mother's Day to all the hardworking, hot, horny, & lonely MILFs that the internet keeps telling me are in my local area!

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Saturday night's alright for dancing. youtu.be/TUHgGK-tImY?...

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Happy Happy Joy Joy!

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My mind floats intangibly between the covers. Pages flutter as I soar past horizons of imagination. I give the words of suffering and joy brief shelter from obscurity as they stir my murky mind. I hold the facet of the writer's soul in my hands. It was written and bound on husks of life long dead.

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"Boobs" could mean body parts (yay!) or complete idiots (boo!). There is no way of knowing which version it is by the word itself, you have to get the context each time you come across "boobs". And that is an example of how the English language still has some kinks to work out.

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It is astounding to me that we evolved for billions of years, only for it all to end at the hands of those who refuse to wake up & evolve.

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Hey, what if we just rebooted the economy? Eliminate all wealth + debt & everyone starts off with the same amount of money & goes from there? Economists of Bluesky, please chime in with your thoughts. I'm genuinely curious as to how this would or wouldn't work. #economy

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Adding to the chorus of high praise for Sinners, fantastic movie. The dreamlike "Future" juke joint scene was jaw-droppingly amazing, I'm in awe at how they pulled it off. #Sinners

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I remember as a kid getting so angry after watching Condorman at my friend's place that I was asked to leave by his mother. "THE MOVIE'S AN HOUR & A HALF LONG AND HE FLIES FOR LIKE, FIVE SECONDS TOTAL??? THAT'S IT??? WHAT THE FRICKIN HELL, MAN???"

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Saturday night's alright for dancing. youtu.be/gIhbxOlUIqc?...

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Every biography should begin with a scene of the parents fucking.

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Saturday night's alright for dancing. youtu.be/PHJzUoq6P7U?...

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This is the moment that will define us for the rest of our lives.

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I'm not sure why, but a page from one of my favorite comic books of all time just popped to the forefront of my memory. I wonder what recent events would have made me suddenly remember it?

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I really didn't see people doing absurdly stupid things in an attempt to transform into powerful versions of themselves being the most realistic & relevant part of Everything Everywhere All At Once, but here we are.

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Anyone else feel like we're in a Monsters Inc-ish universe where rich people are the monsters who harvest our screams to power their horrific lifestyles?

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I just found out many letter g's were replaced with apostrophes! It's all hootin' & hollerin' now, never the genteel hooting and/or hollering of our youths. They thought we'd never notice a few missing g's but I... *wags finger upwards while looking downwards* ...I see the flaw in reality.

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My peeps be peepin'

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Remember these corporate mascot rules: -Employees may look at them, but no touching! -Management may lay with them, but not in the biblical sense. -CEOs may free use fuck them. (This is where referring to CEOs as "mascot-fuckers" comes from.) Who's your favorite mascot & which CEO is fucking them?

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I miss the days when things were tickety-boo.

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It's all so simple, sad, & stupid. The Right wants control of women's autonomy in order to force women to mate w/them. They can't score on a level playing field, so they game the system to keep women weak & rivals from getting equal footing. All this pain because nobody really wants to fuck them.

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It feels like an earthquake is imminent. Something so sudden, so unforeseen, and so violent is on its way.

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I really don't want to work anymore. Work shouldn't be stressful. We should be living life without fear of hunger, homelessness, sickness, or violence. I shouldn't have to choose which fears I must live with to survive. The quality of my life shouldn't be based on how much abuse I can take.

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