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I've committed a heresy I thought I'd never succumb to. I have joined a planet fitness. I love my powerlifting gym, but there are like 2 accessories machines.

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Saw someone asking about white people tacos on here a bit ago, so had to go back to my roots and make some.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Last time I was in Atlanta airport I got stuck there overnight. Flights been delayed, and I'm wondering if it's gonna be 2 for 2

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

After Smash Twitter didn't really join Bluesky, I kinda stopped following smash. Was worried I may just fade away and disappear, but Genesis has rekindled that fire. Being staff for the first time was a surreal experience and brought me joy and passion I haven't felt in a long time. Long live melee!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

What is it about European peaches that make Hbox cry

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

We have reverted to trench warfare in melee grand finals

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Puff - Peach: the World War 1 matchup of melee

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao TOs thinking that they could start Ult top 8 early

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what hbox is listening to, but the number of meme still frames that could be pulled from his player can could feed a small family

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for my birthday is a mango / box grand finals

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Wandered through the LA airport to try and find a gluten free option only to find out that the Jersey Mike's I passed right out my gate is really the only option

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

California I am inside of you

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Destiny 2 day 1 dungeon www.twitch.tv/themojitomonday

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

Oh fuck my license expires while I'm at Genesis, specifically during the after party lmaooo

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick Lamar deserves better than an Eagles/Chiefs superbowl

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

The big rock candy mountain sounds great until you find out about the public hangings

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submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Dear god theyve hit 50. Why has no one stopped them? They will become too powerful

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

"New year, new me" I say as I slide backwards into the bog I emerged from

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself morph into a slightly more evil villain

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

This is the third time I've visited Ohio this year. That is far too many.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, hi Ohio. Now to figure out what caused so many people to want to leave the planet.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I spent 3 hours meticulously organizing and labeling a mega factory without laying a single belt down in Satisfactory. I think I finally understand why people like Minecraft...

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Man, the shelf life of memes are so short that we've switched to watching government coups to feel anything. And now even the government coups have a short shelf life.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise

submitted 176 days ago • 133 comments

Everyday I'm thankful I didn't stick with one my of original gamertags because otherwise I'd be mistaken for a kpop stan

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I used to think that noise cancelling headphones were overkill. Now I feel overstimulated when I don't have them on. Might need to upgrade to an actual high-quality pair

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Booked flights and hotel for Genesis X2. Now should I actually practice melee...

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

It's rough going back to the gym and not even hitting one plate squat, but at least this is the first time in able to squat in two years without any knee pain

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Shout-out to all the therapists who have their work cut out for them

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments