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Breaking: Trump launches rival app ‘OrangeSky,’ where every post is just him yelling at clouds shaped like CNN anchors. #Trump #OrangeMonarch

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Good morning, chaos lovers! ☕️ Trump’s deciding who’s Jewish (sorry, Schumer), begging SCOTUS to block judges from judging ⚖️, and making his policies untouchable. Dems just bailed out the GOP to avoid a shutdown 🍑💨. Meanwhile, Putin wants “peace” if Ukraine hands over weapons (and a kidney).

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Breaking: Trump Declares Schumer ‘Not Jewish Anymore’—Next, He’ll Decide Who Gets to Be Italian #SchumerShutdown #Trump #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace t.co/oB2mCfiLng

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Breaking: Putin Agrees to Ceasefire—But Only If Ukraine Disarms, the West Stops Helping, and Everyone Calls Him Daddy #UkraineRussiaWar #Putin #Trump t.co/LYbItLPAmm

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Breaking: Democrats Take It Raw from GOP to Keep Government Open—No Lube, No Shutdown, Just Regret #Trump #Shutdown #GovernmentShutdown #SchumerShutdown t.co/Wdfm4s1A5D

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A video of an American social media influencer in Australia snatching a baby wombat from its mother drew calls for her to be deported. She left the country Friday.

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How to Hug a Trumper Without Throwing Up: A must-needed survival guide of how to deal with Trumpers and the MAGA movement in 2025. #Trump a.co/d/7drG4rX

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Good morning, doomscrollers! ☕️🚨 Trump is out here hustling Teslas like a used car salesman at the White House, trying to save Musk’s tanking stock. Meanwhile, Wall Street is in full meltdown mode, proving once again that Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ is just financial foreplay with no happy ending.

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🚨 BREAKING: Trump Pitches Teslas Harder Than a Used Car Salesman—Desperate to Give Musk a Happy Ending 🚨 #Musk #Trump #Tesla #TeslaTakedown #TeslaStockCrash news.com.au/world/north-...

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🚨 BREAKING: Tesla Terrorists Shift Into Overdrive—Trump Takes It for a Rough Ride 🚨 #Trump #ElonMusk #TeslaTakedown #TeslaStockCrash news.com.au/technology/m...

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🚨 BREAKING: Trump Screws the Market Harder Than a Stormy Night—Wall Street Left Gasping for Air 🚨 #Trump #stockmarketcrash news.com.au/finance/econ...

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Measles is making a MAGA comeback in Texas, New Mexico, and Oklahoma—because nothing says ‘medical freedom’ like listening to RFK Jr. and Facebook memes instead of actual doctors.

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Trump just raw-dogged the economy with 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum—no exemptions, no lube, just pure pain.

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Trump’s ‘economic shock therapy’ is like giving the economy a lobotomy and expecting it to ace the SATs.

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#Trump #GovernmentShutdown #MAGAMorons

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Trump’s economic plan in action—turn the White House into QVC for billionaires while everyone else gets the thoughts & prayers budget. 🚗💸

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Hop in, loser. We’re privatizing Social Security and tanking the stock market.

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French feminists took to the streets, tits out, fists up, to fight fascism on International Women’s Day—because nothing scares a dictator more than a fearless pair of revolution-ready knockers. 🇫🇷🔥 #PowerToTheTitties #internationalwomensday facebook.com/share/v/1YyR...

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Trump’s Diary (Toddler Edition) Dear Diary, Vlad still hasn’t said “good job” today. I gave him everything! My secrets, my military, even my soul! What more does a guy have to do? I bet if I were stronger… like Big Boy Kim… he’d love me. Gonna call him again. Third time’s the charm. #Trump #Putin

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