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If the Mets don't fucking win tonight I will watch the fucking Minecraft movie on repeat until they do. My sanity is in your hands, @newyorkmetsnym.bsky.social #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

Nimmo walking up to "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" on Women's Night will never not be hilarious. #MetsSky

EUROSTEP THAT SHIT BABY! #MetsSky

Funny thing is, I thought I had therapy tonight and would have to miss the start of tonight's game. Unfortunately, I had my dates mixed up...therapy is next week and now I'm stuck watching the start of tonight's game. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

That's...a lot of celebration... should probably get one between the numbers next time up #MetsSky

LFGM BABY! 🍎🎩 #MetsSky

Solidarity with the fans in Oakland 🤝

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The cool thing about ending a losing streak is that you can just start another losing streak the next day. #MetsSky

I can't wait to see where they end up! #MetsSky

Jared Young, I apologize. #MetsSky

METS GO BRRRRRRRR #MetsSky

Nimmo sneaky HRD entrant? #MetsSky

Bad fundies, abysmal even. #MetsSky

Why is Young our DH? Can't we put Acuna at 2B and McNeil at DH?

Obligatory "Fuck John Smoltz" #MetsSky

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! Put your dollars where Pete's dingers are! (Aayyyooo) #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

Mendoza needs to find a reason to get tossed tonight. This team is fucking lazy, careless, and non-competitive right now. #MetsSky

A catcher's balk. Fucking hell. #MetsSky

Stop. Throwing. Acuna. First. Pitch. Strikes. #MetsSky

What do we think about the ASG unis? How many shirts will Gelbs lose this season? Join me to talk about Mets Laundry! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

Shout out to @afitz00.bsky.social for letting me know my DMs were closed 🤦🏻‍♂️ they're open now! Who wants a sticker? #MetsSky

Get Butto out of here. #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

Big Drip must refer to the deluge of hits and runs that he gives up, right? #MetsSky

Starling Marte, I owe you an apology. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

When I grow up, I want to make cool shit like @metsjr69.bsky.social #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

Known power hitter, Brandon Nimmo #MetsSky

McWalk-Off! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

Chrysler Building > Empire State Building don't @ me #MetsSky

This is fine art. #MetsSky#Mets #LGM

No. 16 AND 17 today! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

SQUIRREL! #MetsSky

BOOYAH! Pete just went deep for no. 16 on the season. Help us save the polar bears in his name. #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

SQUIRREL! #MetsSky

Squirrel! #MetsSky

Hey now Mauricio! #MetsSky

Weeeeee baseball is fun! #MetsSky

Man, I Love Francisco #MetsSky