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IF YOURE STILL IN LINE DO NOT LEAVE YOU CAN STILL BOOP THIS SNOOT #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

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Baty you fuckin beauty, we love yas. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 41 minutes ago • 0 comments

Boop the snoot for good luck, can't hurt...right? #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

If the Mets don't fucking win tonight I will watch the fucking Minecraft movie on repeat until they do. My sanity is in your hands, @newyorkmetsnym.bsky.social #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Nimmo walking up to "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" on Women's Night will never not be hilarious. #MetsSky

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

EUROSTEP THAT SHIT BABY! #MetsSky

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Funny thing is, I thought I had therapy tonight and would have to miss the start of tonight's game. Unfortunately, I had my dates mixed up...therapy is next week and now I'm stuck watching the start of tonight's game. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That's...a lot of celebration... should probably get one between the numbers next time up #MetsSky

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

LFGM BABY! 🍎🎩 #MetsSky

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Solidarity with the fans in Oakland 🤝

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Repost if you agree:

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The cool thing about ending a losing streak is that you can just start another losing streak the next day. #MetsSky

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I can't wait to see where they end up! #MetsSky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Jared Young, I apologize. #MetsSky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

METS GO BRRRRRRRR #MetsSky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nimmo sneaky HRD entrant? #MetsSky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bad fundies, abysmal even. #MetsSky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Young our DH? Can't we put Acuna at 2B and McNeil at DH?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Obligatory "Fuck John Smoltz" #MetsSky

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! Put your dollars where Pete's dingers are! (Aayyyooo) #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

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Mendoza needs to find a reason to get tossed tonight. This team is fucking lazy, careless, and non-competitive right now. #MetsSky

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A catcher's balk. Fucking hell. #MetsSky

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Stop. Throwing. Acuna. First. Pitch. Strikes. #MetsSky

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What do we think about the ASG unis? How many shirts will Gelbs lose this season? Join me to talk about Mets Laundry! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Shout out to @afitz00.bsky.social for letting me know my DMs were closed 🤦🏻‍♂️ they're open now! Who wants a sticker? #MetsSky

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Get Butto out of here. #MetsSky #LGM #Mets

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Big Drip must refer to the deluge of hits and runs that he gives up, right? #MetsSky

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Starling Marte, I owe you an apology. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

When I grow up, I want to make cool shit like @metsjr69.bsky.social #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Known power hitter, Brandon Nimmo #MetsSky

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

McWalk-Off! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Chrysler Building > Empire State Building don't @ me #MetsSky

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This is fine art. #MetsSky#Mets #LGM

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

No. 16 AND 17 today! #MetsSky #Mets #LGM

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

SQUIRREL! #MetsSky

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

BOOYAH! Pete just went deep for no. 16 on the season. Help us save the polar bears in his name. #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

SQUIRREL! #MetsSky

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments