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therealhoarse.bsky.social
Father, writer, photographer, drinker of Guinness.
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Saaaaaaame.
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Oooh, I want to take that
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Because brainwashed dipshits think Elon Musk spending more time at Tesla will actually help the company despite the fact that he will neither spend more time at Tesla nor help the company.
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I didn’t let the world in on my relationship. The media did. While I wield a great deal of control over this social media account, I do not, in fact, own People Magazine, or any of the other hundreds of outlets that publicized my relationship.
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Why would I talk on my own page about my own life? Why would I update people on the very public relationship they likely knew about from endless media coverage? Why would I be an honest and open human being? My goodness, how can I do such things? Fuck off.
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I am an open book. It was actually far more uncomfortable to not say a word about my own life but end up in People Magazine over and over anyway whether I wanted to or not.
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That wasn’t to be. So, while it isn’t what I had hoped for, this story has now reached its end. I posted something about it on IG. Wanted to share here as well since this is now a closed book for me. //
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Relatable.
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Did that realization feel like a sort of tape-delayed ton of bricks? Like a belated shock at the enormity of things that already felt enormous?
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If you don’t mind me asking, in person support groups or online?
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I’m not talking about red flags - or even dealbreakers. I’m talking about things that continue to be hard to believe long after the fact. Things that leave you with the cognitive dissonance of “I know [a friend or a partner or loved one] did _______. I can’t believe they actually did that.”
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I ended the relationship, genius. So, maybe go do that punching yourself in the face now.
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Have you ever considered going and fucking yourself? It’s a really strong option here. In fact, I’m going to insist on it.
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Congratulations. This is the dumbest thing I have ever fucking read on Bluesky.
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We need a consult on this. @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social - can we get a ruling here?