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jaded gen x-er, mom, hip-hop connoisseur š§ PNW š¦ļøeyebrows are not my own ā¾ļø
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when I was diagnosed I wanted to time travel back to the 90s and be like SEE IM NOT GULLIBLE, I HAVE AUTISM YOU FUCKERS
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definitely Oklahoma City
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also the first concert I ever attended š
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wtf Iām dying šš
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that was one of the greatest belches of all time
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just blame it on sex noise lady (thereās one in every class, itās mandatory)
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DEFINITELY NOT. Itās a friendās grown son, so luckily I am not around him.
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I know someone that wears a pair of these all the time, and he covers the little lights (that tell people heās recording) with electrical tape. I do not want to live in a world where random people are recording everything I do.
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right, I keep unfollowing the people reposting, but still keep finding myself just closing the app
even the replies eventually get to some dumb political dig
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California should just stop paying taxes
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when I was a teenager, my dad sold cars in his summers off from teachingā¦he would always say āthereās an asshole for every seatā and the older I get, the truer it gets