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maker of tiny games | navigator of retail chaos | artist | FFXIV Ryusui Teira@Brynhildr | he/him | trans rights are human rights | block crypto bros on sight
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stealing this so we can share it here!

yes chores are a pain, but really my troubles began in 1534 with the birth of nobunaga oda

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

I am a historian and the consensus as to the start date for Italian fascism is when Mussolini, accused of having his party disappear a leftist member of Parliament, made a speech daring anyone to do anything about it - no one did.

The magician's hat is a chrysalis for the rabbit. it is how the bnuny transforms into something brighter: like a graceful engine, a soft star...

KIM KITSURAGI - “Harry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair...”

gonna be real too exhausted to draw something crazy for ch 3 hype yay ch 3

"and how did you get in here, my friend?"

one of the funniest things about Boonboomger is that it gives you the answer to a question you didn't know you had: "what if Star-Lord was Max Verstappen instead of Peter Quill?"

New Crow Time update [1/3]

HEY STREAMERS WHO PLAN ON PLAYING THE DEMO FOR "GIGGLELAND", BIT OF IMPORTANT INFO FOR YOU: There is a point at the end of the game where it DOXXES YOUR APPROXIMATE LOCATION. There is no way to turn this off and the game makes no effort to warn you nor does it have a streamer mode.

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

best friend

The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.

(running from an army of futuristic assassins) Me: But why are they after me?! Time Traveler: Because you will invent the Dark Paddington cinematic universe

Pokemon Produce

i love figuring out a character i have only previously intuited

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

on that note, shout outs to my former company who is now embroiled in a multi million dollar lawsuit against openai, one of their biggest vendors, because they didn't read the license agreements and now like half of their internal comms are part of the chatgpt dataset lmfao

when you praise a helper dog 🐶♥️

The strawberry farmer

When you see people giving talks about how they're making the industry a better place because they're the sole owner of the company and everyone else is a freelancer, you know they're here to make the industry a worse place

250531 owed monthlies for myno!

Rewatched 'The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari' because of Worthikids lol Crazy that this movie is 105 years old. I first watched it during university and honesty didn't get just how primordial & influential it was... Now I get how the Thief games are heavily inspired on this.

No such thing as an illegal human no such thing as an illegal human no such thing as an illegal human no such thing as an illegal human no such thing as an illegal human

African developers make a game where African characters steal back actual artefacts that are actually kept in Western museums and private collections while teaching you about the artefacts. This looks awesome.

people always say 'riverrun, past eve and adam's,' but they never go anywhere and just end up repeating themselves.

save me beautiful fat cat woman 😻✨