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"Fee lower than the £45m asking price" So Bournemouth were just like 'ah fuck it lads, you're the mighty scousers, have him at a discount cos you're so hard done by'.

See Trippier has had his buttons pushed a little too much by the media, posted an Insta story last night confirming his breakup with his missus over a year ago. Was obvious to a lot of us I think, but none of our business. The media in this country is a lawless fucking joke. #NUFC

The "we suffer in silence" bit has to be the most egregious lie in human history.

Blessing in disguise maybe? Have to think there will be a push to ensure any new #NUFC signings will need time to be bedded into the squad ready for a tough run of early fixtures. Not to mention the CL fixtures in mid-September. Hopefully see some transfer movement in early July 🤞

A day of conversing with #NUFC fans on here, many of which with differing opinions, has taught me that Tw*tter was nothing more than a hyperactive cesspool. Canny when people can just disagree without it descending into explosive rage-filled arguments.

Just on this, there's a lot of talk of how Brighton aren't #NUFC and they don't have the same aspirations, which is why they do what they do transfer-wise. They finished 5 points behind us and knocked us out of the F.A. Cup. We're not as far apart as people would like to believe.

Watch as #NUFC are forced to sell him for a paltry £30m so as to not send the entire footballing world into a total meltdown. Yet John Durán can be sold by Villa to Al-Nassr for c£65m and no fucker bats an eye. Make it make sense.

What do Brighton do so differently than #NUFC that their young overseas signings can slot straight into the 1st team squad whilst ours rot on loan at some backwater Scottish 4th division club?

2 issues with this (not Andy by any means, I just refuse to repost links from Edwards et al): 1. It's Luke Edwards reporting this, so I hope you're low on sodium as you're gonna need a big ol' pinch of salt. 2. 'set to open talks' means nothing. #NUFC

Seems about right for that lot.

BREAKING: The country that bombed every building in Gaza and gunned civilians down while they were queuing for food says that Iran does not respect civilian lives 😭😭😭

BREAKING: Israelis say it's unacceptable that they've had to experience for two nights what they've made Palestinians experience for 20 months 😭😭😭

Christ almighty man 😮‍💨

Fucking brilliant 😂

Keir Starmer is a terrorist sympathiser who supports genocide. He's the weakest Prime Minister in my generation, and there have been some fucking strong candidates for that award.

Because they're just a salt of the Earth, working mans club who wouldn't do anything as crass as buying success. Oh wait.

Back to their usual M.O. murdering babies. Scum of the Earth.

Cannot wait for someone to 'deal' with that jug-eared cunt. Hitler incarnate.

Mad how we're all anti-semites because we don't get off on murdering babies, committing genocide and doing everything possible to start WW3 🤷‍♂️

Funny that isn't it. Almost like they are nothing more than barbaric little scumbags who love to murder children.

So Sam Fender was absolutely outstanding.

Good marketing strategy if you think about it. Everything, quite literally, is for sale for £1.

#NUFC have just posted a lovely video celebrating Jan's retirement from the box office in Instagram. Best of luck in your retirement Jan, can tell you're going to be missed.

That Ginger Pirlo fella is somehow more of a knob than he was on Twitter. Either rage bait posts about #NUFC or utter drivel, I can't tell which. Blocked accordingly. Tino is bang average is he? 😂 have a word man.

Goes to show the mental state of men and women in law enforcement and the military in the US that as soon as they're given the green light to shoot citizens, they do it with absolute aplomb. They've been waiting their whole lives for this moment and it shows.