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Still struggling with adulthood. Try as I might, I can’t completely shake it off.
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The worst thing about being sacked from a karaoke bar would be reading it from a screen seconds before the boss actually says it.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

The stages in a Donald Trump deal: 1. Lie about something being a problem 2. Do something to "fix" it, which causes an actual problem 3. Say you won't reverse what you've done 4. Reverse what you've done 5. Say "Art of the deal"

submitted 58 days ago • 51 comments

@thetimes.com Thanks for The Game podcast. Listening to it demonstrates just how good are The Guardian Football Weekly and Totally Football Show, both of which are better informed and less obsessed with being journalists. I’d tell Tom Clarke, but he’s lurking in Musk’s toxic bin fire.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Public service announcement. They are not Dire Wolves. They have 20 single letter changes in their entire genomes. I’ve done shits with more mutations. Every time journalists write up a Colossus press release, They are making people stupider. Client journalism by a ridiculous company.

submitted 60 days ago • 30 comments