thick.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Gay / 💖Poly / 🤓Nerd
⚠️ Profile is very NSFW! Do what you will with that information.
📍Seattle
1,416 posts
2,012 followers
1,342 following
Getting Started
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Yes. If only 🥵🥵🥵
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👋🏻
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Saving a load for a boy today, so here’s one from the archives 💦💦
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Saving a load for a boy today, so here’s one from the archives 💦💦
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Capitalism.
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I was expecting a flop, but… I think I agree.
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That curve though 🥴🫠
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Relatable!
I solved this by putting it on repeat instead of shuffle 🔂
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🍆 Fat Cock + 🃏 Face Card
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I need to visit this nude beach 🥵
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She can cut right to the bone with a turn of phrase, and crafts songs that sustain for 8-10 minutes without feeling superfluous.
I really think this one’s gonna be good.
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You don’t have to get it!
But like… can I get it…? 👉🏻👈🏻
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You’re not! This is clearly a sign from the universe.
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Yummmm 🤤
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Get over here!
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Better test this theory. Just to be sure.
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Let me round up the crew… 😏
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:gets in line:
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The man, the horse, the legend!
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Thank you ☺️
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Yes, please. 😮💨🥴🫠
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Fuuuuck. Yes, please sogn me up 🥵🥵🥵
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Fuuuuck. That’s a very nice cock 😮💨🥴🥵
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Yeah, edge that microwave right to the edge of climax. Then hit cancel on it like a ruined orgasm
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Saturate us 💦
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I’m kind of an expert on this (thanks, ADHD 💅 )
My go-to strategies (they don’t work, but they’re mine!):
-Wait until the last moment possible, ride the wave of adrenaline/panic
-Set a timer for 20 minutes and race to finish the tasks
-Don’t do the things at all. Do they ✨really✨ need to happen?
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Looks like our whole group is just a buncha snacks 😌
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Hell yeah, bro 👅
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😋
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Yes. Very. 🫠
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My boss wishes he had one during our 1-on-1s 🥲
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🎶 Pull it to the side and…
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I wanna see it 🙂↕️
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😍😍😍
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🙂↕️
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The way I wanna play around with that plug and watch the reaction on your face 🥵
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*takes a number*
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I think it needs some ins and outs, too 🥵
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Looks real nice 🥴🥴🥴
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I her voice really does resemble Fever Ray’s, and i really love this whole album
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As the lord* intended.
*Cher
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Saw her open for HAIM a while back and she was phenomenal!