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Figure is shipping their first AI driven humanoid robots order this week. The sci-fi future has arrived.

Altman will fold when the price is right and the Matrix will be complete.

Wait … they … 𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙙 ???

Just saw that NASA’s included in the proposed/forced “government downsizing”, but as far as I know our ambitions in space haven’t changed. I’d show you my “shocked face” but honestly I’ve been having a little trouble locating it for the past few weeks.

This is not great

I’ve always wanted to learn a second language and after watching the British crime drama “Perrier’s Bounty” (2010) I’ve decided that language should be English.

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

The midterms are gonna be lit. 🔥

How ironic would it be if the next asteroid strike killed off all the humans, then millions of years from now the next dominant form of life on earth evolves and turns out to be dinosaurs? 🦕

If the losing your job to robots, starving homelessness or bird flu doesn’t kill you by 2032, then the 1-in-42 chance of a direct 8 megaton asteroid strike probably will. Enjoy your Sunday. ☕️

Get those bleach injections ready…

Reminder that while campaigning, Trump said he didn’t know anything about project 2025. He said he’d never heard of it. To pinpoint when during the campaign he said that, it was after the “eating cats and dogs” part but before the “I’ll lower your grocery prices” part.

“It maps almost too neatly to his acquisition of Twitter in 2022: Get rid of most of the workforce. Install loyalists. Rip up safeguards. Remake in your own image… This is the way of the startup.” @wired.com

Zuckerberg is what you get when you order Musk from Temu.

I bring good tidings... uk.news.yahoo.com/asteroid-hit...

I fear that our country will become essentially a police state with no more so-called “fraudulent elections” before 2028 and it’ll remain that way for the rest of my life. It’ll be sold to us as “election security” by the current party. Just a feeling.

Remember the Death Panel freak outs a few years ago? Well, I predict we’re about to witness Social Security Panels. The DOGE math as to whether you “deserve it” will include total assets, current age, life expectancy and cost of living. Mark my words, they’re going to try to pull it off.

I don’t mean to brag but I just made a 3 egg cheese omelette and split it with my dogs. 🥚🥚🥚

Where to even begin …

We have to wait until 2032?

In unrelated news, Trump to close the Department of Education.

I don’t run Chinese software like DeepSeek. I prefer to have my data stolen by American companies.

Democracy dies on the couch reposting cat pictures.

It’s a problem.

Man, ya hate to see it but Don’s right. We need brawlers. Street fighters.

Exactly this.

I’m tellin’ ya, we better get our game together. Their ability to propagandize is currently unmatched.

The demonization skills and tools are stunning. We don’t have anything close to these tactics, reach and narrative. Not good.

Hey everyone. It’s Feb 3rd, and the Democrats have been at home since Jan 24th because the house is out of session. They should have come back, the place is on fire. Get suing, messaging, demonstrating, speaking, everything and ANYTHING

Americans are about to learn some economics.

A clown became President.

Marco Polio supplied bad data? Shocking.

Right-wing grifters basically depend on their viewers to have the disposable income to buy their merch and use their sponsor deals and if this thing drags on a lot of that is gonna vanish.

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else. Constantly reevaluating and learning.

The near term promise of AI is that it will show MAGA just how wrong they were about Trump.

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

Since November any and all scrolling is basically doom scrolling.

77,284,118 people voted for Trump and he just tried to take away Medicaid from 72,058,701 Americans.

Insanity.

Damning.

👇👇👇👇

I’ve said it online and off, multiple times in multiple places - it’s a hostile corporate takeover of the United States and we the people are powerless to stop it. The America we once knew is gone forever. It’s just that simple.