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so many lovely details here I had forgotten. personal favorite is "it's the only way she can eat fajitas" like it's an accessibility issue

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ᴅᴏɢ ɪɴ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ: Good Eve. I am your Patriarch, the fastboy Marvelous Nootbaar. 65 ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ꜱʟᴀᴠᴇꜱ: (in unison) longpraise-beyond-solstice ɴᴏᴏᴛʙᴀᴀʀ: Tonight—a jubilee. You will go fast across the plain & in the desert. I will catch you. Subsume you. One by one. ꜱʟᴀᴠᴇꜱ: "There Was Never Another End"

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i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

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remembering 90's-era JRPGs has replaced novels in the literary culture of millennial men

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YES! I wrote about this in The Blue, Beautiful World! ‘If we do not control the use of our own faces and bodies, can we call ourselves free?’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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These 37 House Dems agree with Republicans that an adult international student sitting in a parked car with a can of beer should be deported. I'm not being sarcastic. That is what the bill they voted for would do. Read more: jonathancohn.medium.com/i-know-why-h...

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What’s your favorite song with the phrase “bowel-shaking earthquakes”

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or the first four decades of my life, Reasonable People informed me that the GOP hates activist judges.

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logging on:

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this is it. this is The Good Shit. this is the "as socialists we must fold our arms and sulk at watershed moments in national and local politics while declaring victory after running a city councilmember for 3% of the vote and selling a couple newspapers"

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I try not to wade in on intramural Left politics but these people are absolute freaks and should be shunned

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finally realized why it's so funny to me. one of my best friends in high school had this story about the first time he found out about rhymes as a little kid and how excited he got. I hear it in the exact same cadence with the same sense of naive discovery. "cat....... bat. are there any others!?"

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this is so sad I am going to actually die

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Muslim guy: what if a poor person could buy vegetables Reasonable New Yorker: I am moving to a Whites Only compound 1,140 miles away from here as soon as possible. Please invite me onto the television to say this again.

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David Hogg is cooking lately

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so glad to see this again because I almost forgot about "Read....... write". sorry I don't have words for how funny this is

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okay just kidding I can't help myself. kingdom hearts is from hell and if it were a horse I wouldn't even use it to make glue. the entire concept is an unmitigated tonal and aesthetic nightmare and makes me feel like I'm trapped in a prank dimension that other people can't see it.

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lot of (for me) low-hanging fruit on here I'm choosing to bypass. kingdom hearts, bioshock infinite, etc. instead im going to go golden hater mode and say with confidence that Skyrim Is Not Good

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I missed this story from last week, about how Kojima started making some stuff in Death Stranding 2 weirder and more hostile to the player because it was "too good", and I really regret not seeing it because he's literally 100% correct

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are you fucken kidding me nyt

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im told this was actually written by DSA's Trans Rights & Bodily Autonomy working group. NYC could become the first city in America where trans people write the legislation on trans care

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alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

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IT’S CUOVER

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If I may be a contrarian here I'd argue that the victory of a democratic socialist is not "like a spiritual Kristallnacht."

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honestly this is how you know Zohran is a real New Yorker, he’s not even Jewish and the American right is still somehow antisemitic towards him

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Anna K trembling in rage; shopping for deadbolts after Mayor Mamdani announces increased funding for Child Protective Services

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The longer I look at this the more confident I become that this is exactly what my dog's internal monologue looks like.

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Been trying to walk more and it’s cool because I get to see all sorts of weird things like this

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wow i'm joyscrolling

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" The boyfriend" looks dead. The girls are finished. The spaghetti and meatballs swarm with flies. What happened here.

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so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

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This could really put New York on the map

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LMAO

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"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!

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one of the new sober cocktails at work needed a fun name so I broke open my fun name backlog and Did It To Em for Sid the Boy @bombsfall.bsky.social

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