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We cannot let this man become mayor

She killed herself after finding out about this, and after the funeral - organized by the Kennedy family after RFK sued her brother for control of her remains - he had her body dug up and moved from the family cemetery plot in secret in the middle of the night. She is the mother of 4 of his children

My problem with the Charmin bears is that sometimes you meet people like that. Sometimes you go over to a friend's house in elementary school and their older brother farts and their dad talks about farting and you're like "ohhhh I guess this is a fart family." The Charmin bears are a shitting family

I'm sorry the food aid contained what now www.middleeasteye.net/news/opioid-...

oh Tarragon

You will go broke betting on Collins to do the right thing. She have us the anti-Roe majority on the S Ct. and now will push the big betrayal along. Maine you must throw her out in 2026.

scammer defeated

Wow, so suppressing Pride events in the name of ‘protecting children’ is something that an illiberal repressive regime would do? Let me make a note of that

The singularity is awesome

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The reviews for @storesthepodcast.bsky.social are in!

my buddy Flenth: I got to tell you something me: what my buddy Flenth: In 1993 i castled with this guy and he died me: what? my buddy Flenth: I castled with him like in chess and he died from it

the dragon ball movie experience was so cool. I got super hyped about it finding out Stephen Chow was attached and then didn't read anything else about it for a year. two of my friends drove halfway across the country for us to watch to together. it sucked cold ass and we knew in the first 5 seconds

the amount of bullying dershowitz receives at Martha's Vineyard this summer will reveal the location of the liberal overton window

trying to think of a more perfect encapsulation of badly motivated anime adaptations than Akira Waititi. like what if someone made a staid live action Ghost in the Shell

the anti zohran mamdani coalition gains yet another close friend and associate of jeffery epstein

so many lovely details here I had forgotten. personal favorite is "it's the only way she can eat fajitas" like it's an accessibility issue

ᴅᴏɢ ɪɴ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ: Good Eve. I am your Patriarch, the fastboy Marvelous Nootbaar. 65 ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ꜱʟᴀᴠᴇꜱ: (in unison) longpraise-beyond-solstice ɴᴏᴏᴛʙᴀᴀʀ: Tonight—a jubilee. You will go fast across the plain & in the desert. I will catch you. Subsume you. One by one. ꜱʟᴀᴠᴇꜱ: "There Was Never Another End"

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

remembering 90's-era JRPGs has replaced novels in the literary culture of millennial men

YES! I wrote about this in The Blue, Beautiful World! ‘If we do not control the use of our own faces and bodies, can we call ourselves free?’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

These 37 House Dems agree with Republicans that an adult international student sitting in a parked car with a can of beer should be deported. I'm not being sarcastic. That is what the bill they voted for would do. Read more: jonathancohn.medium.com/i-know-why-h...

What’s your favorite song with the phrase “bowel-shaking earthquakes”

or the first four decades of my life, Reasonable People informed me that the GOP hates activist judges.

logging on:

this is it. this is The Good Shit. this is the "as socialists we must fold our arms and sulk at watershed moments in national and local politics while declaring victory after running a city councilmember for 3% of the vote and selling a couple newspapers"

I try not to wade in on intramural Left politics but these people are absolute freaks and should be shunned

finally realized why it's so funny to me. one of my best friends in high school had this story about the first time he found out about rhymes as a little kid and how excited he got. I hear it in the exact same cadence with the same sense of naive discovery. "cat....... bat. are there any others!?"

this is so sad I am going to actually die

Muslim guy: what if a poor person could buy vegetables Reasonable New Yorker: I am moving to a Whites Only compound 1,140 miles away from here as soon as possible. Please invite me onto the television to say this again.

David Hogg is cooking lately

so glad to see this again because I almost forgot about "Read....... write". sorry I don't have words for how funny this is

okay just kidding I can't help myself. kingdom hearts is from hell and if it were a horse I wouldn't even use it to make glue. the entire concept is an unmitigated tonal and aesthetic nightmare and makes me feel like I'm trapped in a prank dimension that other people can't see it.

lot of (for me) low-hanging fruit on here I'm choosing to bypass. kingdom hearts, bioshock infinite, etc. instead im going to go golden hater mode and say with confidence that Skyrim Is Not Good

I missed this story from last week, about how Kojima started making some stuff in Death Stranding 2 weirder and more hostile to the player because it was "too good", and I really regret not seeing it because he's literally 100% correct

are you fucken kidding me nyt