thobert.bsky.social
I try to be funny. It doesn’t always work.
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Ukraine gave up their nuclear arsenal on security promises from Russia and the United States. How’s that going for Ukraine?
Now add Russia calling United States’ Tulsi Gabbard “Our Girl”.
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The officers work under Mayor Eric Adams, who had his federal corruption charges dismissed. 🤔
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The burn book is about to be published
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Newman! 😤
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🌮 La Casa Blanca 🌮
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Then kick Hungary out of the EU
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Did he have a brain worm too?
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Turns out Donald only had one
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💪🦾👏
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But where is tha
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Share this with “freedom fries” family members.
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Jennie’s going!
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Here’s an emoji cat face with one tear to show how much I care 😿
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And yet, we are here in part because of at least one decision by the highest judicial body in the country.
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Something tells me he’s full of 💩
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📌
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And they want 10,000 more agents! It seems our government’s M. O. is to terrorize us.
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“I don’t drink out of a straw” says the guy who’s very comfortable with a phallus-shaped mic in his face.
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Like… bone spurs?
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Well - at least he’s not going for ice cream
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She’s gonna indict that judge now, isn’t she?
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📌
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Durbin: IT’S YOUR FUCKING DEPARTMENT! AND IT’S YOUR FUCKING JOB TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOUR FUCKING DEPARTMENT!
…should have been the response
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Zero regrets of canceling my @nytimes.com subscription last year.
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E-Kag is OVER IT!
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Breaking and incredibly important: Joe Biden is even older now than when he was president. How is this even happening in America??!?
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And… it was a Tesla
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And why is it signed
by Anna Annnnya?
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I’m shocked and surprised
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Don Junior’s new t-shirt:
“My parents went to the Middle East and all I got was this lousy democracy.”
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Love it!
Unafraid and a winner
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Donald Trump would be *nothing* without FOX amplifying his lies and ignoring the truth. His reliance on his followers’ conviction that whatever he says must be true will hopefully be his downfall.
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I am a centrist voter. And AOC is on fire! Policy differences are one thing. Her commitment to democracy, and her boldness and fearlessness opposing this administration is not only demonstrating leadership, it’s engaging citizens to stop and say “Hey, this f-ing sucks. What can I do?”
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I MISS YOU PETE! 😩😭
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Who should 2029’s Attorney General be? Someone bold and ruthless to prosecute every Trump admin crimer…?
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And John Roberts’ SCOTUS says everything is A-OK 👍
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This Qatari jet is considered a gift to the citizens of the United States. Donald Trump is free to buy our plane at fair market value. Then he can keep it.
Cough up $400 million Donny!
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Most likely 😫
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Pam Blondi and the DOJ don’t decide if this is acceptable. Congress does.
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the Trump library 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8
emoluments something something
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OMG we’re all in detention now
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TRUMP: “I’ve never seen The Little Mermaid so I don’t know who she is. But I’d like to meet that Ariel. She’s at least an 8”
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
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…by giving the president complete immunity from criminal prosecution.
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I can’t wait til we get rid of that bad egg
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Here is a *true* artificial line ⤵️