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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
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If Steve told me that he looks like a diseased penis, well I’d believe him, however any other statements by him are definitely gonna be false and far from true.
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Donny must have shit his diaper because his fellow indictee behind him, Wort looks concerned and very nauseous.
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I’m in the row, right behind you. Would have said hi, if I had known it was you. And if I showed up.
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From the pictures and videos of the “crowds” attending Donny’s penis pump event that I’ve seen, most are male, short- haired, many with trimmed mustaches. In other words military personnel.
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Happy birthday Harry. Enjoy your parade.
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When they find out people will definitely say, “surprise, surprise, surprise “.
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I’ve always referred to myself as a liberal ever since the repubes did their best to try to make it an epithet.
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Brilliant. Great use of those lyrics.
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Under all of his usual bluster, Donny is panicking because he believes that the Iranians will blame him. He’s worried that they will then come after him personally. Trump’s not worried about a treaty, he’s scared about his own diapered ass.
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Donny is panicking because he believes that the Iranians will blame him. He’s worried that they will then come after him personally. Trump’s not worried about a treaty, he’s scared about his own diapered ass.
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One thing about Gavin is that he loves him some polling, so unlike other Dems he knows that trump and his actions are unpopular. Also he’s met with trump and knows he’s almost done. Going after Donny is a no brainer to him.
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Looks like Turley has gone from just licking trump’s taint into wanting to be his gimp.
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Sarah does sorta have a point. Dead people are actually quite orderly.
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President Trump is panicking in his role as commander-in-chief in a much more obvious way from his first term. First, by forcing the military to parade to help make him feel like a big boy and then using them to protect the PABs of his Brownshirts.
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So a deal is going to come down to how much Xi wants to fuck with the US. Guess he’ll be giving Donny permission to build Trump tower Mongolia as a sop.
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With these people, it always comes down to the same reason that they ended up fucking themselves They’re racists.
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Same to you. Wish we could be like Donny though, when every day is TACO day.
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Thank you. Y’all are doing good works.
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What, no nail salons or eyebrow threading places in the mall? What about a Sunglass Hut?
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So is Grazer, by not voting for Harris, admitting to being a sexist, a racist or both?
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Can’t find people who regret not being vaccinated, why could that be? I’ll guess it’s because seances aren’t real.
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Don't you think he looks tired?
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Does any rational person think that it’s a good idea that POTUS is apparently being fed lies and misinformation by his staff?
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It’s okay. Trump gave Miller his power of attorney and access to the auto pen. That’s so Donny can focus on the important matters, like parades and ballrooms.
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Ambitious Democrats who want to make a serious presidential run in 2028 need to promise to investigate and prosecute members of the current administration and the minions who are carrying out their illegal orders.
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ICE arresting immigrants trying to make a living is not a covert operation.
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Road To Perdition
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Bet Pete is the one being carried on the stretcher.
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Gotta hand one thing to Donny. Once he’s been paid off, he stays brought.
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Donny is not lying. He’s very misinformed by his staff who are giving him false information in hope that he won’t throw a ketchup bottle at their heads, as is his usual behavior when upset.
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Hell, I know idled civil servants who were “fired” by musk and yet are still receiving their paychecks. And a person who took retirement, three years early, who has been asked to return.
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Shit Elon,even Tommy Tuberville knows that one. Please try to keep up, okay?
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Can’t ever remember seeing the term “high energy males” used for trump and musk, instead of the appropriate one of “drug addled morons”.
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Saw a couple of factory fresh Teslas today. There were no T badges either front or rear, as if they’re trying to obscure who made the car. Still butt ugly, though.
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Definitely, after that idiotic answer, I would have thrown the banana at Lutnick.
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JFC. Trump has gone from searching the bottom of the barrel to digging into the detritus under the barrel to staff his administration.
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It’s not a game. The bill leads to cuts in auto carbon offsets and ends the EV subsidies. Without these, Tesla can’t make any money. So, of course musk is against it, but he’s has enough sense to couch his opposition in maga terms.
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It’s serious.The bill leads to cuts in auto carbon offsets and ends the EV subsidies. Without these, Tesla can’t make any money. So, of course musk is against it, but he’s has enough sense to couch his opposition in maga terms.
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I heard that Cuomo eats his pizza with a fork and knife.
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Of Virginia’s three senators, Hawley is absolutely the worst and least useful.
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Whining about the debt is a ruse to try to stop this particular bill. Musk is just upset that it will eventually end EV subsidies and carbon offsets, which is where Tesla makes its money. It also cuts funding for NASA, that SpaceX needs for expertise and engineering.
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Okay Pete. Let’s rename the ship the USS TACO then, you overcompensating loser.
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Amateurs love their “war fighters”. Professionals love supply and logistical personnel, because without them, we ain’t going to accomplish much war fighting.
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Maybe someone should remind Donny that Bob and his malcontents are shitting all over Operation Warp Speed, the only good thing trump accomplished in his first term.
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A TACO lapel pin always makes the fascist….fashionable man stand out.
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Someone at ICE is trying to pass the blame for their going after law abiding immigrants instead of the bad guys on Miller. It’s a lie. Ice with the additional resources now given to them could easily do both, except for the fact that the baddies are scary.
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Some people are saying that Bluesky is starting to get like trump‘s ballsack, shrinking and lacking juice.
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No lie here. I mean what kind of shithead attacks and disparages the Tooth Fairy, like Ernst did.