thomaspainesghost.bsky.social
I always wanted to be someone when I grew up. I guess I should have been more specific.
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"Tried to deface" = "laughed, pointed and yelled insults at it"
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There is only one person on Earth that can't get Melania to come
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Hegseth thoughts: "I lied about quitting drinking for this shit?"
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He tweeted them a strongly worded suggestion.
What more did you want him to do?
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That trolley led into his dungeon
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Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
Spring and summer not great at all.
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"Give me some sugar. No, seriously."
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This is the clear winner of the much-coveted "Two-syllable Damn" award
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It was the most beautiful handshake on a framework in the history of this country and nobody has ever seen anything like it
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It just makes them look like the protesters
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They remember what happened the last time they stuck around for Captain Crazy's wild plans
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Detroit knew the assignment
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See Posse Comitatus Act
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_C...
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Someone in a cult will never listen to anything you say.
They need to come around to reality in their own time.
Cults are quiet quitters.
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Judge not lest ye be Judge Reinhold.
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For some reason, my mother tried his coffee. Made one pot and threw it away. Maybe it was lumpy.
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It's worse to be aware of the abuse and trapped in it. We knew that if we called social services and got removed from the home, the 3 of us would never be placed together somewhere new. So we just banded together and endured.
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Weird. I do the same thing to people with 3-year-olds when I see them.
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When it is an unborn fetus, it is a gift from god.
When it is born, it becomes a Socialist.
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If that wand was manufactured in Mexico, those bubbles will be deported by sundown.
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This is where our defense dollars should be focused. Bubble wands.
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Yeah that's total chaos.
We ride at dawn.
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Salty Katie is the best Katie
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Oh man. Someone is certainly going to accidentally fall to their death for this one.
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No amount of money can buy your way out of a punch you totally had coming
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Everybody knows space lasers control the weather
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His doc said it was a 2 cm (3/4 inch) section of his ear.
Those don't just miraculously heal in days.
Even worse, the cult ear tampon thing to try and wishcast his wound into existence was just bizarre.
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Someone's self-driving fist feature malfunctioned
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It's really the comments of those learning in real time what a cuck chair is that just adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the incredibleness of this post.
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Little X was just following the golden rule: See a Nazi, punch a Nazi
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Imagine what all the future books will say about this administration's true craziness, long after the damage is done, as we use the zany, anecdote-filled pages as kindling to warm our tarp-covered lean-to in the ashes of the fallout, knowing they have now fully and completely owned the libs.
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Are the 'many people' there with you now?
Are they saying "Sir, sir, you must fire this person" with tears in their eyes?
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Well now you've just taken the fun out of it
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He is self-driving himself into the ground