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thomasv.bsky.social
He had been born a Talleyrand but for some unaccountable reason had remained a mere Lebedev. Skweets deleted after a while.
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Crisp discourse is back today so now seems the right time to remind the general public that the only acceptable crisp flavour ever is sea salt & vinegar. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

When the new neighbours have moved into their flat, and you just just know they're going to be unbearable

What's your sign?

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You just know bay leafs are nobs www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

what's amazing about using the kindle app on macos is you truly feel the disdain the company has for reading, books, software, user experience, and life itself

When it’s late at night and you really need to finish that report, but someone has other ideas

RIP Sly Stone www.bbc.com/news/article...

Fucking hell www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

Gooooooood news!

It has come to my attention that I am becoming ever more insufferable as I age. I don’t much like it

WELL

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TFW you’re in Iceland and it so happens you’ve taken your camera with you, but three days in your memory card is full

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“Is the bread vegan?”

Well

Well that is nice

TFW you order a taxi to the airport and a Tesla shows up and honestly you’d rather not step into one of those death traps, but then again you’re running late and also you want to be polite to the driver

Having allergies is not a valid excuse to create bespoke animals to suffer for your pleasure. That kind of human hubris and selfishness is absolutely wild to me. 🧵

Egads!

In other news, I have just watched Netflix's "Pangolin" with my wife and I'm happy to report that I'm not crying, *you're* crying