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thomcb88.bsky.social
spent a summer with Laurie Metcalf’s dog. gay, actor, marketing professional, does other things too | 📍Chicago | 👬 @jonaldric.bsky.social Tastefully NSFW at times
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I don't claim I know how to fix all this, just that people who say don't try, and spend their time chastising others for trying, are wrong.

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

Things that made me gay, in no particular order: - A League of Their Own - Hanes packaging - Britney Spears - a 60 minutes special about strippers that I saw in passing in 5th grade and thought “why would anyone want to see a girl stripper, there’s nothing down there to look at” - the internet

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

I want everyone to know that in a world that is fair and just, I would be 6’2 because my arm span is 6’2 but I inherited my dad’s very short torso which got sandwiched between the long spindly limbs of my grandfather on my mom’s side. anyway it’s very hard to find shirts that don’t hang to my thighs

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

about to go check out Cheetah Gym and start a week long trial please stay tuned for more

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I would like to practice some radical optimism but I do not know that I have it in me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this heat makes me want a Portillo’s hot dog (and fries and a coke) reaaaaaaal bad Watch this space

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Update. The bird is removed. Thank you Fred’s Garage. I saw they had put a note in our file from my call that said: DEAD BIRD STUCK IN GRILL. CAN WE REMOVE ????

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment