thorthedestroyer.bsky.social
I’m a one-eyed cat who had his balls stolen.
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Yea - whatever you dogfucker.
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The GOP only whips their bones out when children are present.
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There really aren’t enough apologies possible for Nickelback. Maybe we should do 1000% tariffs.
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And Canadians also have the cutest little beady eyes.
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Is ‘shit show at the fuck factory’ a term?
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I just don’t get why they hate Canada - their government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.
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It’s actually a tv show and well worth watching.
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You just know with that stupid looking deformed face that Kash Patel was squeezed out of his mama’s ass.
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And unloading steaming piles of shit like Fantastic Beasts on the world.
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And their new name will be French Florida - should go over well.
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I always heard hookers don’t kiss - maybe he paid extra?
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Eh - more like take over an existing thing so they don’t have to do any legwork and claim they came up with it. Like Musk and Tesla.
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Because half the country is fucking stupid?
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Stan Lee really missed out not creating an X-Men character whose mutant powers was magical tapestries.
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There’s a Stevius McQueenius joke in there somewhere.
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I see your crazy Asian movie facial hair and raise you.
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Reverend Cremer is my new porn name.
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In their defense, the Catholics have gotten away with doing the same thing for a long time.
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How about children’s shows? Dora the Butthole.
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28 Buttholes Later. Wait, probably also a real movie.
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Sophie’s Butthole. Wait, I think that might be a real movie.
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Me chillin’ on the porch.
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And yes, I understand that murder is the unlawful killing of an individual while self-defense and war are considered lawful but that’s only bc what one country legislated. Murder is murder - the justification is the rub which is why most aren’t upset about this as they considered it justly done.
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If I come at you with a knife and you turn it on me and I die, are you a murderer who should spend the rest of their life in jail? Were the allied troops in WW2 who fought the Nazis murderers? Where is the line?
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Ah yes - okay, if someone murdered a person you love and then someone else murdered that person in revenge, you’d turn them in? However, original statement stands if your loved one owed you $20.
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Unless my ass threw them in the water.
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So, if someone murdered someone you love and you knew who it was, you’d still turn them in?
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I’d happily shoot Hitler in the back.
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Everything is actually a class problem - it’s just hidden under a pile of bullshit.
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I always eat in my car when the cops are looking for me.
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Having your balls chopped off will do that to ya! Just kidding, I was always an asshole, but now I have an excuse.
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Congrats!
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A very tiny little penis.
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With their sisters.
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I’m just so glad to be away from Musk. And you fuckin’ rock Joyce!!!!
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All the cats! All of them!
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My man!
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It’s pronounced “Shitdick”
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This. They can’t do anything with any department’s funding - that’s strictly up to Congress - it’s spelled out very clearly in the Constitution.
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I hope you stay safe, but in case worse comes to worse, I’ve always to tell you that you’re fucking awesome and I’ve thought so since I was 6 in 1980.