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New England transplant. Bass player. Petter of cats. Hi!
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Has anyone successfully taught themselves how to read music at an advanced age? I'm looking for advice. I have a good ear, which helps.

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

Had a dream that I woke up and my hair had turned shock white and one eye was crossed inward. Sort of afraid to get up and look up the mirror.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Today I bonded with Gen Zer when I took out my Samsung FlipZ and he had his out and we hopped and chirped like little birds about our nifty little phones.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...

submitted 132 days ago • 109 comments

My exact personality type is “watching a video where a pop star has fun performing with an orchestra and trying to figure out which musician is enjoying this the least.”

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

the ceo of walgreens has admitted that their strategy of having a guy chase each customer around the store with a big sledgehammer has sadly backfired

submitted 134 days ago • 38 comments

I'm learning a bunch of early Madonna hits, many of which have synth bass lines, and wondering whether bassists were panicked about being replaced by computers in the eighties.

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket

submitted 136 days ago • 153 comments

A couple of weeks ago I rewatched "Life After Beth" and then this evening I watched "Horse Girl" and looked it up only to learn that Jeff Baena just died. I'm so sorry he's gone.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I keep wondering if things in all my favorite scenes from "Mulholland Drive" are still there.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, who gave me the horrible head cold?

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

The other photographer who works with the humane society takes the most beautiful, clean, professional portraits and then I’m there like “okay but what if the kitties went to a glamour photography studio in a strip mall in 1985??”

submitted 142 days ago • 108 comments

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

submitted 144 days ago • 97 comments

someone just blew a noisemaker

submitted 149 days ago • 28 comments

for the potato fears not death

submitted 149 days ago • 591 comments

My first act of 2025 was unclogging a sink. Let's go, 2025!

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

What if instead of rewarding people who say "added value" and "scale up," we asked them to leave our society for good?

submitted 152 days ago • 4 comments

Butterball touts its "easy open" packaging. "No knives or scissors needed!" SO you tear it open as instructed at which point your 12-pound turkey ejaculates a pint of salmonella splooge all over you, the counter and the floor.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

submitted 161 days ago • 63 comments

Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

submitted 162 days ago • 65 comments

Monstro Elisasue has been named TIME’s Person of the Year

submitted 167 days ago • 6 comments