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Avid procrastinator, part-time alcoholic, can’t wear “one size fits most” hats, Blazer fan.
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Let’s just say I hope it’s 2011 Aroldis Chapman pitching because I want the exit velocity to hit 120+ and I’m putting that thing in the upper deck either way, baby or baseball. You can call it an accident? I’m calling it a home run.

The problem for Joey Chestnut is not going to be winning the the Nathan’s hot dog competition on the 4th, it’s going to be the fact that he absolutely will have to —in these trying times— eat 100 hot dogs. We don’t want it Joey, we need it.

It’s 93°, the ac in my car doesn’t work, and the next fuck that doesn’t use his/her turn signal is gonna get a half-full tall can through their back window. And I’m not even left handed.

Chauncey Billups got a contract extension this summer and Tom Thibodeau got fired. It’s time to stop pretending it’s about “coaching” and understand it’s about massaging the egos of wealthy young adults that play basketball. “The players like him” shouldn’t be a recipe for success, and it is.

Very saddened to hear of the passing of Jonathan Joss and Jordan Breen today. Two people from very different parts of media whose work meant a lot to me. RIP to both of them. 😞

OKC plays a fun brand of basketball that is enjoyable to watch and I’m very ok with there not being a team in seattle.

I’m not sure I’m on there? I’m somewhere between singer and sleep in the corner, I guess? I just wanna talk and be funny.

OKC plays a fun brand of basketball that is enjoyable to watch and I’m very ok with there not being a team in seattle.

There we go, Tou!

The worst part of “Bar Rescue” is having these adorable dive bars lit like a cosmetics isle in a Walmart. These people need booze and the lighting of a cave system.

michael malone: *breaking down a tactical wrinkle on nba countdown about the wolves getting anthony edwards into more space* espn:

Coach: What's new, Norm? Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer. Coach: How about a first beer? Norm: That'll work. RIP George Wendt

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

It’s tough in the playoffs when your game is predicated on foul baiting. OKC has figured a way around it with Shae, Denver just waits for the lopsided officiating to go even more their way.

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.

7:30 into the game, 4-1 foul disparity, and the 4 fouls have led to 7 free throws for Denver.

I’m kinda just glad Knicks vs Pacers is back.

If people could just get to the point where they can admit they didn’t care at all about Pete Rose betting on baseball and just say out loud, “I hate this man because I took my kid to a signing and he was charging $200 for a photo and an autograph.”

10/10 no notes

Oh fuck the NBA.

Oh the Mavs won?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 “Crazy” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Let’s go!!!

Pope Evan Williams Bottled in Bond IX

Just a reminder: if you drive a gun to a murder, that’s ok and you get drafted by the Hornets. If you pick the gun up from the back seat and hand it to someone that commits murder with said gun, you are charged with aiding and abetting said murder.

Just remember this exhaustingly cunty performance against the Rockets when this warriors team gets swept by OKC in the western conference finals.